posted June 12, 2007 09:40                         

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Originally posted by spungo:
I only masquerade as a greasy, thirty-stone, middle-aged, sweat-saturated, cigar-chewing, ex-trucker, Nam Vet, Unabomber-shack-dwelling, crack-addict, fugative from Buttplug, Idaho. Folks ain't so scared of my cunning disguise.

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posted June 12, 2007 12:28                      

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Originally posted by ..Eternal-Lullaby.. -
I'm a sexy brunette woman with a fetish for flakes and honeycomb ice cream and I come from a long line of samurai warriors and as a result, I have a very naughty habit of keeping a rather large Katana in my PVC lingerie...

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Oh no - you can't say that ...think of my blood pressure!

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posted June 12, 2007 12:40                         

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Originally posted by Grummash:

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Oh no - you can't say that ...think of my blood pressure!

He he I don't think it would be your blood pressure I would be thinking of

posted June 12, 2007 15:51                      

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Originally posted by spungo:
Well, actually, I'm a pretty little green-eyed schoolgirl with blonde ringlets and a gingham dress -- I only masquerade as a greasy, thirty-stone, middle-aged, sweat-saturated, cigar-chewing, ex-trucker, Nam Vet, Unabomber-shack-dwelling, crack-addict, fugative from Buttplug, Idaho. Folks ain't so scared of my cunning disguise.

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Im assuming the book your auditioning for wouldn't be on the same shelf on harry potter. Unless you only had the one shelf

posted June 13, 2007 03:03                      

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Originally posted by The Famous Druid:
I'm the guy whose life story just doesn't make sense.
He claims to be a scot, but he's very vague when questioned on ordinary aspects of daily life in Scotland.
He explains this by claiming to have lived most of his life in Australia, but he knows almost nothing about Australian sports.
He corresponds with a strange mixture of people from all over the world, many of these conversations seem to be in some sort of code.

Does anyone know what Osama bin Laden would look like after a haircut, beard-trim, and large bottle of hair-dye?

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posted June 15, 2007 15:39                      

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Originally posted by Stereo:
Me? I'd like to have the "girl nobody notice" part - just does her little things when all is fine, gets the job done when everyone else is panicking. Then goes back to her little things. An efficient executant, if you prefer. (You know, that kind of job is underrated - while the hero has to kick and break all around to reach his goal, the "efficient executant" knows from the start which button to push, and when to push it to get the most of it.)

Congrats, you were the best of the bunch, and your backstory actually fitted a big charachter. Your charachter will be exactly as you described, plus I really get to play with her as shes the female supporting lead, who gets fake dead/kidnapped as collateral. That tells you she will be put through the ringer emotionally, but doesn't give anything juicy or interesting away.
I'm sure your popping the champagne as I type...


That would be pretty close to the real me; I never work better than under pressure. But truth is, when I get cranky, I'm hard to ignore... (Does the part includes insulting the superior when he messes up in the worst of the heat? All the better!)

Oh, and I wouldn't mind being in the villains' camp. This is fiction we're talking, so why not have some fun while at it?

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posted June 15, 2007 15:50                      

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Originally posted by The Ste:
Congrats, you were the best of the bunch, and your backstory actually fitted a big charachter. Your charachter will be exactly as you described, plus I really get to play with her as shes the female supporting lead, who gets fake dead/kidnapped as collateral. That tells you she will be put through the ringer emotionally, but doesn't give anything juicy or interesting away.
I'm sure your popping the champagne as I type...

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Cool! Now I have no choice but to read it when finished. (Do I get a complimentary copy? )

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