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GrumpySteen
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posted August 22, 2006 10:50
So... a recently fired soap opera writer is telling a tale of being a sex slave to Osama bin Laden who, as it turns out, lusts for Whitney Houston and enjoys Playboy magazines and Miami Vice.
Sadly, this isn't that much less believable than the regular network TV news.
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Sxeptomaniac
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posted August 22, 2006 11:56
Gotta agree with you Steen. I suspect not many people believe her story, based on the number of times they used the word "claim" in the article.
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schnurren
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posted August 23, 2006 13:07
Osama is beginning to sound like a charater from a Vonnegut book.
I don't beleive her story either, but I really want to beleive it.
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GrumpySteen
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posted August 23, 2006 16:56
A bit from this article:
He would humiliate me by making me dance naked. It was such a strange thing, because for the most part he believed music was evil. If a guest at the estate played music, he would cover his ears until the “poison” was silenced. But other times he would become this devout party boy who wanted to hear Van Halen or some B-52's. To this day I hear the song “Rock Lobster” in my sleep. I would be jerking around like a white girl—“Dance like a Caucasoid girl!” he would say—and his eyes would track me from one side of the terrace to the other. “Your ass is too big, show me the front,” he said. Osama, you understand, did not know the difference between being vicious and being tender.
For anyone who hasn't heard the song... Rock Lobster. I'm still not convinced that human women should be able to make sounds like that.
One other link... Kola Boof has a website complete with far too many topless pictures of herself (but they look quite nice...)
ahem
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fs
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posted August 23, 2006 17:51
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Originally posted by Steen:
One other link... Kola Boof has a website complete with far too many topless pictures of herself (but they look quite nice...)
ahem
"I do believe that it's an abomination against God for any woman's breasts to be covered."
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GrumpySteen
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posted August 24, 2006 08:45
fs wrote:
"I do believe that it's an abomination against God for any woman's breasts to be covered."
I'd agree, but Phyllis Diller is still alive.
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Tirthas the Geek
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posted August 24, 2006 15:29
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Originally posted by Steen:
fs wrote:
"I do believe that it's an abomination against God for any woman's breasts to be covered."
I'd agree, but Phyllis Diller is still alive.
Okay, so NOW I have to wipe up the Dr. Pepper from my keyboard.........lol!
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