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CommanderShroom
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Icon 1 posted August 10, 2006 18:38      Profile for CommanderShroom     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
But this is quite serious.

Mary Carey is running for Gov. of California again.

Clikety-click-click-click.

Now what mall is Gary Coleman working at? Maybe he is going to join in on the festivities.

[Big Grin]

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YaYawoman

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Icon 1 posted August 10, 2006 21:20      Profile for YaYawoman     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
I am very happy I put my soda down before reading.

I am stuck though. I cant decide which was the funniest quote. Staying sober until the elections are over in order to focus, or continuing filming porn as a side job on the weekends after (if) becoming governor of California.

Oh, yeah and another question to california posters. Do you home-grow all these kooks, or are they drawn to california from other states like moths to the garden zapper?

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Icon 1 posted August 10, 2006 22:47      Profile for Xanthine     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by YaYawoman:
I am very happy I put my soda down before reading.

So'm I.

I like how she "got some brown" in her hair so she'd be taken more seriously...

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I am so giving up on politics.

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Just the thing for a state that suffers from electile dysfunction.

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CommanderShroom
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Icon 1 posted August 10, 2006 23:22      Profile for CommanderShroom     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
But I bet she is a master at lip service.

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quote:
Originally posted by YaYawoman:

I am stuck though. I cant decide which was the funniest quote. Staying sober until the elections are over in order to focus, or continuing filming porn as a side job on the weekends after (if) becoming governor of California.


If she said she was going to stop filming porn after becoming govenor, her constituency would probably vote against her.

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Is it wrong that I read that originally as Mariah Carey was running for governor, and I still wasn't surprised that she was both continuing to film porn and trying to stay sober?
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quote:
Oh, yeah and another question to california posters. Do you home-grow all these kooks, or are they drawn to california from other states like moths to the garden zapper? [/QB]
People like that are not native Californians. They're not allowed to be. We, as a state, will not claim them. And if she is a "Native" it's of Northern California which is a completely different state. *grumble*thosefsckinhippienorthernbastards*grumble*

I personally think she should be shot for making a mockery out of the californian political system. To think that anyone, including that college student that's leading her campaing, is actually taking her seriously makes me want to Throatpunch all of NorCal. I'm seriously considering taking a tour of all or NorCal and stop in all the major cities and just start assulting peoples baby-makers in hopes that me living in this world has contributed to the well being of man kind by preventing these jack-holes from reproducing.

I can underestand running to make a point, i.e. Larry Flint running every year, but this bitch needs to be assassinated.

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quote:
Originally posted by YaYawoman:
Oh, yeah and another question to california posters. Do you home-grow all these kooks, or are they drawn to california from other states like moths to the garden zapper?

"California's a great place to meet people from someplace else." (I can't remember who said that, but I'll look it up later and edit it in). We have some of our home-grown kooks, but most are imported.

As Jace pointed out, there are some very different areas of the state, and they don't always like each other very much. If you go by the sterotypes, Southern California is full of shallow, arrogant asses; Northern California contains most of the hippies and nutcases; and the Central Valley people are hicks. There's some overlap and some areas in between might be lumped in with one or the other depending on who you talk to, but I imagine you get the gist of it. [devil wand] [Wink]

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quote:
Originally posted by Sxeptomaniac:
"California's a great place to meet people from someplace else." (I can't remember who said that, but I'll look it up later and edit it in). We have some of our home-grown kooks, but most are imported.

Funny you should say that - I had a curious dinner one night in San Fran. some time ago, and most of the people were from the East coast - largely NY & Boston. [Razz]

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quote:
Originally posted by YaYawoman:
Oh, yeah and another question to california posters. Do you home-grow all these kooks, or are they drawn to california from other states like moths to the garden zapper?

I don't have an answer to that question, but I have another one for my fellow Californians: Regardless of our political leanings, or whether we're from Shallow Southern, Nutcase Northern, or Hicky Central California, can we honestly say that in a state of 36 million people that the best we can collectively come up with to govern us is Arnold Schwarzenegger? Surely we must have better qualified people somewhere in the state! [shake head] If you're out there -- please, please step forward.

My personal favorite of the 135 candidates who ran in the 2003 recall election was a former sit-com writer who guaranteed that all legislative problems would have a happy ending and be resolved in 30 minutes (22 excluding commercials).

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