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ASM65816
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posted July 21, 2006 20:10

Microsoft Establishes 12 Principles for Windows Development
Thursday, July 20, 2006 - 10:24 AM EDT

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MacDailyNews Take: The Real 12 Principles for Windows Development:
We will charge our (pigeon) customers annually for protection from Windows itself.
We will periodically release a non-binding "12 principles for Windows development" in an attempt to keep the government off our backs.
We will save on lighting costs during Windows development by having our CEO light the spaghetti coding room via mouth-powered light bulb.
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http://macdailynews.com/index.php/weblog/comments/10248/

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posted July 22, 2006 06:15

And here I was thinking this was going to be something about working with the Windows API.

Writing a complex application using nothing but the API is really painful.

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posted July 24, 2006 23:50

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posted July 25, 2006 00:00

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