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-ct-
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Icon 5 posted June 12, 2006 11:58      Profile for -ct-   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
true story


In 1976, a Los Angeles secretary named Jannene
Swift officially married a 50 pound rock. The
ceremony was witnessed by more than 20 people.

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-ct-
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i wonder if they had a ROCKY relationship

at least her husband is rock hard all the time


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your turn
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Talk about being stuck between a rock and a hard place.

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I wonder what their sex life was like [shake head]
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I dunno, I suppose she could have put sculpting to good use to make it an interesting shape ...
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That couple was always stoned.

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Seems like it would be hard for her to not take him for granite.
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Their wedding cake flavor?

Marble. [Big Grin]

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quote:
Originally posted by maybe.logic:
I wonder what their sex life was like

I heard it was stone dead. [Razz]
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She eventually went to jail for murder - seems she made stone soup one night.

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quote:
Originally posted by maybe.logic:
I wonder what their sex life was like

The answer is ... sedimentary, my dear Watson [Wink]

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quote:
Demosthenes wrote:
I heard it was stone dead.

Oddly enough after they were married he couldn't get his rocks off.
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i expected more from GC...

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quote:
Originally posted by -ct-:
i expected more from GC...

I gravel for your forgiveness. [Wink]

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How much more did you expect, ct? I thought the responses were pretty damn good!
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I heard they got married because her period was slate.
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Cap'n Vic

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....and he is a little boulder now that he isn't single anymore.

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....at the reception, it was an open bar. They went through 60 quartz of wine.

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...later, she was chargerd by RIAA for having pyrite music on her iPod.

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...after the honeymoon, she was coaled as ice in the bedroom.

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They had one child, he was a real son of a ore [Wink]

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When the Jannene changed his first diaper it was full of schist. She tried to get her husband to change it but he was adamite that she do it. She thought it was grossular.
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On their wedding night, he went for her like a bull at agate

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thaaaaaaaaaat's better [thumbsup]

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LOL good replies.
I knew about this when I was nine. I had a fact-of-the-day calendar. I always told people it was her pet rock, though, instead of a 20-pounder.

Where did you find this story ?

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