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uilleann
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Icon 6 posted May 17, 2006 14:49            Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
(In honour of The Daily WTF)

hm.......... I just took the "What's your Sexual Perversion" test (linked from FireSnake's LiveJournal) and for me it came back with "You dream of Dan Quayle and plungers / You sick bastard....but it's soooo good."

WTF?

(Though the up-side: for colour, I chose cobalt blue, but googled it to ensure the shade was what I expected. And came across the lovely cobalt blue tarantula. Aww.)

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quote:
Originally posted by uilleann:

(Though the up-side: for colour, I chose cobalt blue, but googled it to ensure the shade was what I expected. And came across the lovely cobalt blue tarantula. Aww.)

Wow, that tarantula has a really impressive color. I hadn't heard of it before, but from the description, I guess they don't make great pets, in comparison to other species. Beautiful, though.

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"Lesbian nazi eskimoes get you off / Well, they *are* quite the sexy ladies!"

*chuckle*

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Icon 1 posted May 17, 2006 17:40            Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
That's what FireSnake got, and another guy I know. HONESTLY people, what's with this Lesbian Nazi Eskimo business!?
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I can't speak for the others, but lesbians are in vogue these days and at one time I did have a brief fling with a Tlingit woman with bisexual leanings. She was not a Nazi, fortunately, but she did look quite nice in the chainmail bikini...

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quote:
Originally posted by Steen:
"Lesbian nazi eskimoes get you off / Well, they *are* quite the sexy ladies!"

*chuckle*

That reminds me of a sound clip we had on our first PC (a 386 with a 14.4 modem! w00t!) that came with the sound card drivers on the install disk. I think it was a clip from SNL or something similar, parodying sensationalist talk shows:

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Lesbian Nazi hookers, abducted by aliens and forced into weight loss programs! This week on Town Talk!


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I like goats...in strange and unusual positions.
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Icon 1 posted May 17, 2006 19:44            Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
I wonder what spungo would get? ;)

ARJ -- who the hell made that sound card? :P I mean, Nazi references in the demo audio? I presume it wasn't a kosher SoundBlaster. Even if it predated political correctness, professionalisim would have filtered that out surely? That makes for the second installment of The (GC) Daily WTF.

I still like "mmmmm Looks like lunch" from Terminal Velocity.

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Icon 1 posted May 17, 2006 19:59      Profile for CommanderShroom     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
I like hockey bukakke.

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Icon 1 posted May 17, 2006 20:15      Profile for Xanthine     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
That was mine too Shroom.

I had to google bukkake. I got a variety of hits and went with the wikipedia one becuase I figured it'd be both descriptive and safe.

One word: ew.

Edit: for the sake of originality I took the test again. And again. And again.

So now I like toaster sex. Can I have some peanut butter with that? [Razz]

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Xanthine: I'm disappointed, in this day and age of the Internet, and in this crowd, you had to wikipedia for 'bukkake'. [Wink]

Apparently, I, like uilleann like Dan Quayle and plungers.

Potatoe.

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Hrm, I seem to like hockey bukakke. No idea what that is, but I'd rather not know.

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quote:
Originally posted by SilverBlade:
Hrm, I seem to like hockey bukakke. No idea what that is, but I'd rather not know.

Bukkake: from the Japanese verb bukkakeru: "to douse, to pour" In Japan this usually refers to a method of preparing noodles.
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It says that I like goats...in unusual positions.

Spooky! [Razz] [Big Grin]

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quote:
Originally posted by Jace Raven:
quote:
Originally posted by SilverBlade:
Hrm, I seem to like hockey bukakke. No idea what that is, but I'd rather not know.

Bukkake: from the Japanese verb bukkakeru: "to douse, to pour" In Japan this usually refers to a method of preparing noodles.
It also refers to cum shots, which, according to wikipedia, are very popular in Japanese porn.

I played with the quiz a little bit more and came up with pervy hobbit fancier. I now think much more highly of this quiz. [Applause]

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quote:
Originally posted by Xanthine:
quote:
Originally posted by Jace Raven:
quote:
Originally posted by SilverBlade:
Hrm, I seem to like hockey bukakke. No idea what that is, but I'd rather not know.

Bukkake: from the Japanese verb bukkakeru: "to douse, to pour" In Japan this usually refers to a method of preparing noodles.
It also refers to cum shots, which, according to wikipedia, are very popular in Japanese porn.

I played with the quiz a little bit more and came up with pervy hobbit fancier. I now think much more highly of this quiz. [Applause]

"to douse, to pour"... I think it's more than just a cum shot. I've seen some where they spread it across their body like a glazed doughnut.
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quote:
Originally posted by Xanthine:
quote:
Originally posted by Jace Raven:
quote:
Originally posted by SilverBlade:
Hrm, I seem to like hockey bukakke. No idea what that is, but I'd rather not know.

Bukkake: from the Japanese verb bukkakeru: "to douse, to pour" In Japan this usually refers to a method of preparing noodles.
It also refers to cum shots, which, according to wikipedia, are very popular in Japanese porn.

I played with the quiz a little bit more and came up with pervy hobbit fancier. I now think much more highly of this quiz. [Applause]

I think it's has to be a, uh, group activity, though.

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quote:
Originally posted by uilleann:
ARJ -- who the hell made that sound card? [Razz] I mean, Nazi references in the demo audio? I presume it wasn't a kosher SoundBlaster. Even if it predated political correctness, professionalisim would have filtered that out surely? That makes for the second installment of The (GC) Daily WTF.

I vaguely recall it was a Thunderboard. It had a lot of humourous sound clips -- that's the only one I can remember distinctly, apart from the thunder sound clip you used to test that it was installed correctly.

Edit: after a few minutes of distraction, I recall that another of the sound clips was from Tim Burton's Batman movie, with Jack Nicholson as the Joker shouting
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This town needs an enema!


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True ... there were a lot of SB-compatible cards made in those days. All my cute Terminal Velocity clips came with what I presume was a demo/complimentary copy with my first 16-bit sound card. Had to return that one for some reason, probably a lack of DOS/Win16 drivers. Replaced it with a C-media CMI8330 card which was awesome, except that it fell apart. I miss that card, I should repair it sometime and put it back in my 486.

Driverless operation, jumperless, superior FM synthesis (not that any OPL cards had FM synthesis in the first place, allegedly) to a SB16 (which I have now) and fully compatible with Epic MegaGames's Xargon. <3

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Today's WTF....

If you go to the Geek Culture site "proper" (the Geek Culture link in the navigation bar) you'll find some rather weird advertising ... For example, one page was trying to sell me Mac OS X Jaguar! Another wants to sell me Panther Genius stuff. There's the old SuperFan banner that's not been updated in maybe two years...

Seems that part of the site has been completely forgotten about! Yowch. Also found a list of Signs that your Mate is Alien ... Probably a bit late now to show this to drunkennewfiemidget. Let's hope that if Amanda is an alien, he enjoys a long and successful inter-species relationship.

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"Have you been a naughty elf? This leatherclad orc wants to punish you with spankings!" <br>*rolls dice*

Huummm... sounds interesting*

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BTW, here's something kind of funny -- technically SFW:
http://www2.b3ta.com/bukkake/

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wow weird quiz, should of been longer though like the geek test (http://www.innergeek.us/geek.html) that was a fun test. If anyone wants to know i got the goat one.

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Quale and plungers.

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That bukkake video was just odd...
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