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Cap'n Vic

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Icon 2 posted April 21, 2004 16:43      Profile for Cap'n Vic     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
They have lesbian mice making babies, it is only a matter of time before us guys go the way of the dodo bird.

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Icon 1 posted April 21, 2004 16:50      Profile for Gibbonboy   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Yeah, yeah. I'm not real worried, unless they can make a lesbian mouse that enjoys carrying heavy, odd-shaped objects up several flights of stairs, then fixing a broken/clogged toilet while enduring a never-ending torrent of inane bitching- then, I'll worry. [Wink]

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Icon 1 posted April 21, 2004 17:43      Profile for Xanthine     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
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Scientists said the technique cannot be used on people, for reasons both technical and ethical. In fact, one of the mouse mothers was a mutant newborn, whose DNA had been altered to make it act like a male's contribution to an embryo.
As with many things, the closer you look the less there is to fear.

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The Famous Druid

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Icon 1 posted April 21, 2004 19:47      Profile for The Famous Druid     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
I'm with gibbon boy here, when they make a lesbian mouse that can open its own jars, reach objects on the top shelf, or get up at 3 am to investigate that 'strange sound', I'll start to worry.

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Icon 1 posted April 21, 2004 19:54      Profile for Jessycat     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by The Famous Druid:
I'm with gibbon boy here, when they make a lesbian mouse that can open its own jars, reach objects on the top shelf, or get up at 3 am to investigate that 'strange sound', I'll start to worry.

hmmmm I can do all those things. [Eek!]
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Icon 1 posted April 21, 2004 20:01      Profile for MacManKrisK     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by Jessycat:
hmmmm I can do all those things. [Eek!]

Yes, but you're Jessycat not a lesbian Jessymouse so, see, it's um... different.

/me runs and hides!

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Icon 1 posted April 21, 2004 21:58      Profile for Elvermere     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Yes, but if you eliminate the man, then generally that "Funny Sound" goes away, AND there isn't any annoying smell either ;-)

See what marriage has done to me ;-)

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Icon 1 posted April 22, 2004 01:02      Profile for littlefish   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
I'm surprised, and a little disappointed that a thread about lesbian mammals hasn't already been perverted with comments about spungo. So I'll have a go.

How long until they breed lesbian sheep? And who is behind this research? Spungo?- he is a doctor, you know!

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Icon 1 posted April 22, 2004 01:49      Profile for Allan     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by littlefish:
...And who is behind this research? Spungo?- he is a doctor, you know!

I think he's more likely behind the sheep. [Wink]
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Icon 1 posted April 22, 2004 03:04      Profile for spungo     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by littlefish:
How long until they breed lesbian sheep?

I've already got them to run a steeplechase - the next phase in their training / testing will be rugby skills.

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I've already got them to run a steeplechase - the next phase in their training / testing will be rugby skills.
I thought you would be training them more for feats of flexibility... [crazy]

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I think you're mistaken, us females are working on getting you guys to have the babies why we get to drink beer at the pubs with our gal pals. [crazy]
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Icon 1 posted April 22, 2004 19:09      Profile for Elvermere     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Trying to get "True Equality" hey Nitro ;-)

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Jace Raven

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Icon 1 posted April 22, 2004 20:30      Profile for Jace Raven         Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by Elvermere:
Trying to get "True Equality" hey Nitro ;-)

Unfortuantly, such a thing will never happen. Honestly, I wwouldn't mind carrying a "bebe" around for 9 months. Just to see what all the fuss is about. As for the jars, I could care less to open someone elses jar.

/me thinks....
you should make a shirt that says, NO, i will not open you jar!

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