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snupy
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Icon 1 posted April 01, 2004 00:16      Profile for snupy   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Well, just to update you all....I have recently been undergoing intense regression therapy and have come to find out that I was molested by my doctor as a little girl. This sent me into such a tailspin that I've been heavily sedated for months and unable to make any coherent posts, let alone stay awake long enough to "finish the job", shall we say, with my phone sex clients. Talk about a blow to the ego-man, I feel bad. Paying good money and I can't even stay awake.**sigh** Though some of them seem to like their women barely conscious----HEY! Speaking of that-was that you the other night, Spungo?? Long time no hear! [Wink]

Anyway, I've also been in and out of the mental institutions, where I made a really nice friend named Audrey Manson. Frighteningly crazy, but she's fun at parties and always has a story to tell.

Right now I'm coping with the fact that my boyfriend has stolen my credit cards and assumed my identity, but I'm not sure if I'm imagining that or not. Come to think of it, I'm not sure I actually have a boyfriend at all. That Vielle that Jessycat brought me from London is pretty good stuff, and with some decent hallucinagins and an already active imagination,
you never know. Hmm....and he did like to cuddle an awful lot and say things like, "It's all about YOU, babe"... [Confused]


But, I digress...I see you all haven't missed me very much. **Sniff** That's ok...my fragile ego and need to be the center of attention can handle it.**sniff**


I will be keeping busy, though. This weekend I start volunteering with my church youth group and counseling kids to be just like me when they grow up.(I leave out the phone sex job, the BDSM preferences, the pathological lying, and the fact that I'm crazy as a loon, though-as that might scare them.)Ok, ok..I'll come clean...I just saw the Heidi Fleiss story on TV, and I'm recruiting them to be my "girls". I mean, Heidi made MILLIONS, and I'm smarter than her. What do you guys think??


Well, peace to all.


-snupy


Crazy is as crazy does

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What do I think?
I think I'm seeing April Fools everywhere I look this morning...

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quote:
Originally posted by hey-U:
What do I think?
I think I'm seeing April Fools everywhere I look this morning...

I think I'm reading a post by a fool in April myself, but maybe that's me...

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Icon 1 posted April 01, 2004 00:52      Profile for csk     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Now, you're not suggesting that a certain GC member is the latest equivalent of Audrie Ryan or Astrid Leur, are you, snupy?

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Icon 5 posted April 01, 2004 01:54      Profile for Lumina Manson   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
[Confused] [Confused] [Confused]
I'm not sure whether to laugh or cry! Mmm...I'll do a little of both... [cry baby] [Big Grin]
I seem to be the punch line (or rather punching bag) of the April Fool's jokes around here. It's OK though, I've learned that a lot of people like me and even more people hate me. There's no heaven without a hell.
Granted that I'm going through stuff in my life that contradicts itself and I do need a place to vent, I'm very confused about this one. Did I do something or say something to you, Snupy? (Granted, we are not one in the same, but I do admit to the only other user name I've ever been)
Oh, and it's spelled Audrie. [crazy]

---I'm here, C.P.

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Icon 1 posted April 01, 2004 02:22      Profile for Allan     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Lu, I think it goes with the territory round here. A lot of the quality in this forum is due to the intellect of the clientel, and anyone who insults our intelligence will be both found out and given short shrift.

Be here, be yourself and in time those people who don't have you on their christmas card list might.

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Icon 14 posted April 01, 2004 04:13      Profile for Lumina Manson   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Hehe, no one's ever called me Lu before. Cool. [Cool] yeah, I know you're right, Allan. Just that I don't like derogatory comments made to the point of plain carelessness. There's a line. Anyway, still here, and still going to be here being my funky self. [Razz]
Oh, csk, if you look at Snupy's website and look at my website, you can see by comparison that we are definetly *not* the same person! [Big Grin]

--Kittens!, C.P.

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Lutetium? [Wink]
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Apologies to all, especially snupy. This was just a stupid attempt to play off snupy's april fools post. I just paraphrased the Audries Kutin post and profile since it came to mind. There was no intent to harm snupy or anyone else. please forgive me my stupidity.
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quote:
Originally posted by Snupy's Kutin:
She keep falling asleep on me when we're having phone sex.

Yeah, she does that a lot. I just use it as an opportunity to get away with calling her 'Peppermint Patty'.

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quote:
Originally posted by Lumina Manson:

Oh, csk, if you look at Snupy's website and look at my website, you can see by comparison that we are definetly *not* the same person!

Huh? When did I suggest that you were? I was just trying to see if the Audrey reference in snupy's post was what I thought it was.

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Icon 1 posted April 01, 2004 07:34      Profile for snupy   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Lumina Manson:
Did I do something or say something to you, Snupy?


When you prey on people's emotions with your lies, you upset me, because some people fall for it, and it's emotional energy wasted. I think your only "problem" is that your parents don't pay enough attention to you.

(Granted, we are not one in the same, but I do admit to the only other user name I've ever been)
Oh, and it's spelled Audrie. [crazy]



So, you are admitting to being Audrie??

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Icon 1 posted April 01, 2004 07:37      Profile for snupy   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by spungo:
quote:
Originally posted by Snupy's Kutin:
She keep falling asleep on me when we're having phone sex.

Yeah, she does that a lot. I just use it as an opportunity to get away with calling her 'Peppermint Patty'.
Ha!!! I KNEW you still had a thing for her!


She never could do what I did for you, studmuffin. (Mostly because she couldn't afford the costumes and you were too cheap to buy them, but still..) [Razz] [Wink]

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quote:
Originally posted by snupy:
She never could do what I did for you...

Yeah, but she could fetch beer without distracting me with woman-speak. [Razz]

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Icon 1 posted April 01, 2004 08:42      Profile for snupy   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Yes, but I could balance it on my head.

How soon they forget. [Frown]

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Snupy, men whine. That's how the entertain themselves when their hands are needed elsewhere.

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Spungo said:
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Yeah, but she could fetch beer without distracting me with woman-speak.
snupy said:
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Yes, but I could balance it on my head.
But can you do that whilst playing pool?

Beatrix Potter can!

Ahhhthanyouverrymuch. I'll be here all week, try the veal!

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quote:
Originally posted by Lumina Manson:
(Granted, we are not one in the same, but I do admit to the only other user name I've ever been) Oh, and it's spelled Audrie. [crazy]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by snupy:
So, you are admitting to being Audrie??

So, now that she admits it, and we aren't pretending that Lumina Ryan is someone else entirely...

I'm dying to know... whatever happened with Kutin? Did you make up? Is he still in jail? Do you have to live in an abandoned gas station because you are destitute from trying to repay the debt he put on your limitless credit card, as well as the medical bills for the hospital stay with the meningitis, rare blood disease, step throat, and multiple biopsies? Did your father have to come over from India to take care of you?
(I'm still confused as to how you have a mother in India and one in Spain, but I figure I must have just missed that bit...)

I guess it's good that it turned out that you weren't a troll, and that it was just Kutin claiming you had breast cancer and had to have a mastectomy. I think it would be really hard to be a porn model with only one breast. Of course, there are probably fetish sites for that too. On the bright side of a mastectomy, though... if you only had one breast, maybe every guy you meet wouldn't try to molest you.

It's good that you got so involved with the church, but you should watch those whirlwind relationships with fetish photographers. That's just asking for trouble. Better focus on the guy at your church who wants to be a priest.

=)

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This just made my day! [crazy]

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Well done, SG. I couldn't remember everything!

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quote:
Originally posted by littlefish:
Beatrix Potter can!

I'm just not worthy.... [Wink]
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I think I'm missing something here. Whois Kutin, Lumina Ryan, and Snuppy's Kutin. It feels as if there is a chapter missing out of a very entertaining book.

As for the blatant and contradicting lies about chronic illnesses and terminal diseases, I am highly offended. Though I have managed to not say anything in the past, for those of us who have actually experienced some of the things that you have posted about, it is really emotionally disturbing. To hear someone taking something that is physically and emotionally enduring to someone else and using it to get attention; that really disturbs me. Just for your information, I have a rare blood disease (or a marrow deficiency, we dont know) that will cause me to bleed profusely from any open wound without stop, though it most commonly comes out of my nose. It happens more frequently when I get angry or am doing very strenuous activity. My platelet count varies significantly and unless I keep my diet balanced and my body physically fit, I begin to bleed a lot, most of the time to the point where I end up passing out. I am required to get a blood test every other month to make sure that my platelet levels are normal and a bone-marrow biopsy to be sure that any onset of Leukemia or Cancer is caught early as my chances for it have increased significantly. Because whatever it is that I have still has no name and can only be explained as an occasional flu or viral infection, my life long dream of becoming a Marine is still a reality.

Something like this is not only enduring for me, but think about what my family has to go through every-time that i go to the hospital. Every-time the doctor calls with the test results and we all know that this phone call could be devastating.

We first learned of this problem that i have two years ago and every time since that i have gotten a nose bleed, i am in fear. Fear that it will not stop. Fear that when i wake up that i will be back in the hospital looking up at those who care for me weep. Even as I type this my rage increases and i fight to keep back the tears.

I only ask that you please stop. Whether anything that you have said in the past be true or not, some things just should not be shared with everyone. I have chosen to share these things with you because some of the stuff that you have said in the past have bothered me and I only wish that if another who may not be as strong as me may not have to read what you have written with complete disregard for others feelings. And that is just my emotional disposition. I am not even going to get into how much money it costs for all this, and how many times we have had to battle the insurance company to help us pay. I do however find that the majority of my monthly pay check does go to back hospital bills and insurance deductibles.

Snuppy is correct in saying that it hurts others but it is not my place to tell you that anything is wrong with you.

I beseech the, dost thou not have any decency.

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the above is in no way an april fools joke. I do not believe in this day.
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quote:
Originally posted by SupportGoddess:
(I'm still confused as to how you have a mother in India and one in Spain, but I figure I must have just missed that bit...)

Well, if some of the *ahem* extremely graphic descriptions I've been receiving in spam recently are to be believed, I think I know how it might have happened.

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Well, y'see Jace. Awhile back, a gal was posting in here and after awhile she began to tell stories about her health among other things. At one point (correct me if I am wrong old schoolers) but her alleged bf started posting under her name and his (Audry and Kutin) about how she was deathly ill etc. Many people had been stung along offering all kinds of support. The whole thing turned out to be bullshit, anywho, this is why people joke about this stuff. There is no way of knowing:

if your story is true,
if TFD and Xanthie are the same person,
if csk is really seperated,
if spungo fucks sheep (although I believe it) [Big Grin]
if dman is/isn't jewish
if S&N are really living in BC

People will choose to believe what they want, based on a number of things.

Search the archives and check it out.

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