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littlefish
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Icon 1 posted March 17, 2004 03:26      Profile for littlefish   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Ask a senator to tell a joke, this is what you get!
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GMx

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Icon 1 posted March 17, 2004 05:58      Profile for GMx     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
A lot of our senators are just a joke.
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Icon 12 posted March 17, 2004 06:38      Profile for Stereo     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Although some of those jokes were funny, what I found funniest is that after practicing on that 3rd grade US geography quiz (until I could do it with the timer still blue), I could actually recognize the form of the states and know where they are on a map! It's part of being a geek, I guess.
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Wow, yet another reason why Colorado is cool (& not just because it has a wonderful lab rat living it in, and awesome mountains):
http://www.zug.com/pranks/senator/senator_campbell.html

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SpikeSpiegel
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Icon 1 posted March 17, 2004 07:21      Profile for SpikeSpiegel     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
i thought kerry's was pretty good.

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Icon 1 posted March 17, 2004 10:54      Profile for Flashfire   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by GMx:
A lot of our senators are just a joke.

I always figured they were the highest-paid and most successful performance artists in the country. I mean, there's no way they could possibly be serious...right?

--Flash, worried now

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Icon 1 posted March 17, 2004 11:10      Profile for GMx     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
My favorite comedian of all time is Richard Nixon, and he wasn't even trying. [Big Grin]
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ooby
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Icon 1 posted March 17, 2004 13:35      Profile for ooby     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
For a while after he lost the presidential election, Bob Dole was on the daily show. He said america didn't want a funny president.

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Which further proves what we in Pennsylvania already know- Rick Santorum is a dork, period. Just look at his picture and decide if you'd loan him anything sharp.
This just seconds my opinion that politics comes in a close second behind religion as the biggest scam ever. I don't want funny government, I want efficient, energetic officials who look after our money as if they were holding it for a loan shark. When I want to laugh, I'll find more suitable entertainment.

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I don't know about the rest of you, but when I vote, I've got more pressing concerns than exactly how they're going to handle my money.

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Lumina Manson
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Icon 10 posted March 17, 2004 23:38      Profile for Lumina Manson   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Those were such cute jokes! They're clean and lovely! Awe! [Razz]

--With a handfull of Stiches, C.P.

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quote:
Originally posted by ooby:
For a while after he lost the presidential election, Bob Dole was on the daily show. He said america didn't want a funny president.

Yeah, but he was wrong. If he had done the Viagra commercial before running, I probably would have voted for him.

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