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boo
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Icon 1 posted March 16, 2007 20:34      Profile for boo     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Don't ask. [Big Grin]

Okay, okay, this is for an experiment a friend wants to try. He's a really shy guy who gets all tongue tied around women so he has this idea that if he has a few good pick up lines at his disposal, he can get a conversation started without freezing up. So he needs some good pick up lines. I'm not sure geek men resort to such tactics, lol, but if you have tried some out, please post them here. Even if they didn't work or are hopelessly corny, they might be good for a laugh.

And ladies, feel free to post any that have been tried on you. (And then you have to tell us if they worked.) [Wink] [Big Grin]

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Icon 1 posted March 16, 2007 21:34      Profile for dragonman97   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Nice boots, wanna fsck?

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Icon 1 posted March 16, 2007 22:04      Profile for WinterSolstice     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
My favourite:

"Hi, I'm .... "

Also good is "I was just (doing whatever), care to join?"

But hey, what do I know. I'm married [Big Grin]

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Icon 1 posted March 16, 2007 22:05      Profile for dragonman97   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
One I really should use some day: (just thought of it now to take the piss)

Would you be the shebang to my /usr/bin/perl -w? [Wink]

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Icon 1 posted March 16, 2007 23:00      Profile for Xanthine     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Heard this evening: "I wish I was a helicase so I could unzip your jeans." I almost tossed Pepsi in that guy's face, but he was joking.

Another, equally dumb: "My Kd for you is sub-nanomolar."

If you don't get it, you're lucky. If you did get it, don't hurt me.

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My all-time fave is one I received on IRC when my screen name was "dante." A woman sent me a message saying "Hello Dante. May I light your inferno?"

Cheesy, yes, but she got points for trying. [Razz]

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Icon 1 posted March 17, 2007 05:58      Profile for Mac D     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
When I started dating again I asked around to a lot of my friends that are girls. Some of the best answers I got are.

Women like men that are bold. (Not over aggressive or pushy but they hate shy even more. This is why you always see the girl go home with the jerk instead of the shy guy.)

Talk to them like they are one of the guys. You get supprised when you see how much girls and guys have in common. Girls are not just all about barbie dolls and ponies.

Ask questions. This is a very important one. Women love to talk about themselves.

Make them laugh. Girls love to laugh. Not just jokes but witty comments and observations.

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Icon 12 posted March 17, 2007 08:19      Profile for Just_Jess_B   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
"Do you play Vampire?"

It wasn't really a pick-up line so much as a query. He was casually leaning against the doorway with bedroom eyes and a cocky smirk. I couldn't help but smile -- it didn't matter that we never got to the Vampire game.

Did it work? I dunno . . . ask WinterSolstice. [Wink]

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Icon 1 posted March 17, 2007 09:28      Profile for spungo     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
My favourite is: "Hi, there. You're very pretty. You know, I'd think I'd like nothing more than to rip out your heart and fsck it while it's still beating."

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Icon 1 posted March 17, 2007 09:35      Profile for Stibbons   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
One my friend got was, "with lips like that, why aren't you sucking my cock", from a complete random. Needless to say, it didn't go down so well.
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Icon 1 posted March 17, 2007 09:41      Profile for Just_Jess_B   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by spungo:
My favourite is: "Hi, there. You're very pretty. You know, I'd think I'd like nothing more than to rip out your heart and fsck it while it's still beating."

I see your style of lovin' is like that song "Tear You Apart" by She Wants Revenge. Frighteningly enough, there are girls who would probably think that's intensely gothika emo and find it sexy.

I'd really hate to see what you've got hidden in your closet behind your leather gimp mask, suede harness, and fishnet stockings there, spungo.

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Icon 1 posted March 17, 2007 09:46      Profile for Grummash     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
I once knew a guy who reckoned that ...

"Ever been to bed with a fat biker?"

would work 50% of the time [Razz]

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quote:
Originally posted by Stibbons:
One my friend got was, "with lips like that, why aren't you sucking my cock", from a complete random. Needless to say, it didn't go down so well.

I take it she didn't, either.

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Icon 1 posted March 17, 2007 13:03      Profile for littlefish   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Nothing worse than an angry woman with teeth.
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When I weighed about twenty pounds less, I just flounced down in girls' laps, gave them a squeeze, and told them they were pretty. Now that I'm more massive, I have to go for a more strictly verbal aproach most of the time. That's too bad, because body language isn't as prone to revealing how many IQ points I just lost looking a a pretty woman. Poems can work, but you've got to be ready to work the flamboyant-yet-straight vibe- it helps if you're dressed like a pirate.

Right now I don't bother with pick-up lines. I'm too busy telling women why I'm not available. I'll come up with some good lines in a few years when I need them. Perhaps I'll work on my juggling: Women like men who are good with their hands. If I wait long enough, my Title will do all the work for me. 'Dr.' is the key to many a woman's heart. That's shallow, but hey, whatever works.

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ScholasticSpastic:
Perhaps I'll work on my juggling: Women like men who are good with their hands.

Juggling mostly works on single women with children. If you can entertain the kids and keep them from bothering mommy, you usually need little else beyond halfway decent manners to get a date.

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Icon 10 posted March 17, 2007 19:22      Profile for Richard Wolf VI   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
I'm sure that charm and self-confidence would be enough to pick a girl... words are meaningless if you're a dork.

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Dorks can get girls just fine. I was even married for a few years. I can even honestly claim that most of my dates picked ME up instead of the other way around. Go Dorks!! (We rule.)

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Icon 1 posted March 17, 2007 22:07      Profile for nerdwithnofriends     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Back to the original question:

"Hey sweetcheeks, I was just wondering how you like your eggs in the morning: scrambled, fried, or fertilized."


Him: "Do you know how much a large penguin might weigh?"
Her: "Ummm... no."
Him: "Enough to break the ice. My name's _____."


This one actually works quite well:
"I saw you from across the room and found you very attractive. In particular, your breasts are exquisitely shaped and your ass looks like it was sculpted by the gods themselves. Mind if I get to know you better?"

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quote:
Originally posted by nerdwithnofriends:
Back to the original question:

This one actually works quite well:
"I saw you from across the room and found you very attractive. In particular, your breasts are exquisitely shaped and your ass looks like it was sculpted by the gods themselves. Mind if I get to know you better?"

Sorry, but if someone told me that (even if I had a phenomenal figure), I would crack up laughing. You really expect someone to take that with a straight face? Too funny...

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Your friend doesn't need pick up lines, your friend needs this: LINK
and if you want some more information: LINK 2

I have studied this, practised this and it works! i can absolutely guarantee that this is true, works and it will make you happy! [Wink]

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Wow, double my dating!

Hmmm.... What's twice zero?

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It works, I got the ebook once, and worked on it, and I actually started getting calls from women.
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Hey, if it works for you then go with it...

FWIW I met my wife on a "dodgy" phone chat line... but what the hell - it worked out for us... I can't say I recommend it as a great way to meet people - but that was pre common internet usage here in the UK - and that was not /that/ long ago either!!!

I never really admitted to many folks that was exactly what I was doing - but it was surprising how many people I knew admitted to using "dating services" of one sort or another either contemporaneously or previously... To be honest in my business you don't get to meet a lot of people in a social setting...

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When it comes to the usual targets for pickup lines (i.e. your average barfly chicks,) a Rolex on your wrist, Brioni on your shoulders and Vertu in your pocket will get you much farther than the most amazing pickup line you can possibly think of. Sad but true...
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