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Snaggy

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Icon 12 posted February 14, 2007 22:56      Profile for Snaggy   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
... in summary, dating serially is for chumps. If you really want to have a better fail-safe, be less affected by resistance, and have a wonderful net increase in power, go for parallel relationships. Itís the only way.

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The Famous Druid

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Icon 1 posted February 15, 2007 03:35      Profile for The Famous Druid     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
It's alright for you young blokes, but at my age, I don't have the capacitance to date 3 women at once.

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Astronomer Jedi
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Icon 1 posted February 15, 2007 06:23      Profile for Astronomer Jedi   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
It's got me all Amped up. Anything like that is bound to be circuitous...

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Richard Wolf VI
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Icon 10 posted February 15, 2007 07:28      Profile for Richard Wolf VI   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Parallel dating is great, but it demands lots of voltage and I'm not sure I could keep up with so much power... I'd better get serial.

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Icon 1 posted February 15, 2007 08:02      Profile for WinterSolstice     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
I'd expect to meet with a lot of resistance

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GrumpySteen

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Icon 12 posted February 15, 2007 08:41      Profile for GrumpySteen     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Why limit your choices to just serial and parallel?

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Icon 1 posted February 15, 2007 10:35      Profile for TheMoMan         Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Snaggy___________________While most resisters don't care for some reason women do,

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Icon 1 posted February 15, 2007 13:42      Profile for Grummash     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
I like Steen's idea, but I suspect that there would be plenty of impedance in the real world [Razz]

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You could get a nasty shock if you find out you're dating a transformer.

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Grummash

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....or a bit of variety if they were AC/DC [ohwell]

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Icon 1 posted February 15, 2007 14:26      Profile for WinterSolstice     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
I think it's an idea that might have some potential

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I don't know how they'd react if I were to try this. I don't even know if I have the capacity to try such a thing, but this article may induce me to give it a shot.

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Icon 1 posted February 15, 2007 16:47      Profile for TheMoMan         Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Steen_____________________Lets get real hot start out with LF and work up to microwave, that sould cook the soup and weiners.

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Icon 1 posted February 15, 2007 18:26      Profile for Colonel Panic         Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Snags,

I've been preaching this for years. But it only works if you announce your intentions BEFORE you start the relationship.

I think you might be tempting fate on this. Just because Nitro has gone Vegan doesn't mean she can't fry some oysters over this one!

[Wink]

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WinterSolstice

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Icon 1 posted February 15, 2007 20:53      Profile for WinterSolstice     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
So maybe he should run it via a regulator?

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While I should be up in arms, running around in circles and screaming "You are a piggie! Pig pig pig!", I found this entertaining in the spirit it was intended and the pun thread even better! (Steen's diagram made me laugh out loud -- especially with the Hitachi Magic Wand with one of the girls!)

Um, puns. I, um, I'm not geeky enough for puns. Um . . . pun, pun, pun. Crap. Um . . .

Ohm my God . . . I thought geek men weren't like jocks -- only interested in how many girls they can get their siemens into.

(Yes, it's lewd. Sorry.)

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Reedius
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I would prefer much more a girl that would really love me than 10 girls that just want sex, that's my honest opinion. [Smile]

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WinterSolstice

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What about 10 girls who love you nand want sex?

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Well, I would choose the one I love the most. [Big Grin]

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Ah a punfest. I love punfests.

Make sure you have both feet on the ground before pursuing multiple relationships. [Big Grin]

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I'm not sure women would appreciated being LED on like that.

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Icon 1 posted February 18, 2007 17:29      Profile for The Famous Druid     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
I dunno, some women might be turned on by it.

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Maybe if you simply switched back and forth, thereby alternating current girls?

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It's like some guys have never installed a three-way switch in their lives.

[Roll Eyes] [Roll Eyes]

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