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Grummash

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Icon 1 posted February 09, 2006 12:14      Profile for Grummash     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by Snupy:
so, where exactly does the piercing go???

[blush] [blush] [blush] If you are squeamish, or easily offended, look away now [blush] [blush] [blush]

...in through the flesh just where the little 'V' shape is underneath and behind the glans, into the urethra, and then out through the 'snake's eye' [Eek!]

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Icon 1 posted February 09, 2006 14:25      Profile for snupy   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by Cap'n Vic:
Ya mean like this? Very, very very NSFW pic.

OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!


IT JUST GETS WORSE!!!

Actually, no-I would think those miss the crucial spot as well...it would have to be on the top..toward the back.

Do these guys NOT know the female anatomy|? [Razz]

actually..I believe littlefish has some experience in this area, no?? [Wink]

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Icon 1 posted February 09, 2006 14:31      Profile for YaYawoman     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Hint to guys:

2 to 4 inches in and up. Very vague I know, but each woman is different. It gets even more vague.
The spot you are trying and hoping to hit also varies in size for each woman. From the size of a pencil eraser to a nickel. Just think of all the fun everyone should have while you are searching.
Happy Hunting! [Big Grin]

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Icon 1 posted February 09, 2006 14:39      Profile for Cap'n Vic     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by snupy:
Actually, no-I would think those miss the crucial spot as well...it would have to be on the top..toward the back.

Well.....that depends on the angle of attack doesn't it and if a fella likes a view of her posterior and went from behind that it would work just fine.

/me vaguely remembering an anal sex thread from years gone by [hearts]

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quote:
Originally posted by snupy:

Actually, no-I would think those miss the crucial spot as well...it would have to be on the top..toward the back.

Do these guys NOT know the female anatomy|? [Razz]

Come on, Snupy, you're not being creative:
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(personally, I find this picture hilarious [Smile] )

EDIT: Oops, seems like the Cap'n beat me to the punch, but I'll leave my picture for educational purposes.

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Icon 1 posted February 10, 2006 13:48      Profile for snupy   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
[blush] yeah-I don't know what I was thinking! Just never had experience with piercings!
Maybe I'm turning into a British woman-JUST KIDDING!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Razz]

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quote:
Originally posted by snupy:
[blush] yeah-I don't know what I was thinking! Just never had experience with piercings!
Maybe I'm turning into a British woman-JUST KIDDING!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Razz]

It's probably for the better anyway. [Wink]
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quote:
Originally posted by snupy:
Maybe I'm turning into a British woman-JUST KIDDING!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Razz]

I could send you a toothbrush [Wink]
Just kidding

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Icon 1 posted February 10, 2006 16:25      Profile for snupy   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
That reminds me of a funny story. I've known my dentist for a long time, and when I left he gave me 3 dozen toothbrushes, just to be nice, cause he gets them in packages of 12 and has 1000's of 'em.

When I got to the UK and unpacked my suitcase, my fiance was kindof insulted. I had packed them along with extra stashes of things I heard I might not get as easily here-favorite brands, dry-eye drops, Aleve, etc. He thought I really thought they didn't sell them here or something!


However, I did hear that dentists don't change gloves here between patients-they wash them. [Eek!]

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quote:
Originally posted by GMx:
quote:
Originally posted by Callipygous:
Top tip for men

Don't stand next to a man with a Prince Albert in a urinal, due to the loss of accuracy and increased arc of dispersal that often results from this piercing.

Is this advice coming from personal experience? [Eek!]
'fraid so, it was the proud owner of a new piercing keen to show it off. Brighton is such an educational place.

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quote:
Originally posted by snupy:
owowowowowowoooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!

Yeah, when I saw one done, the guy actually puked. Of course, he was having it gauged at the same time...


(And I turned down the offer to test drive it, so don't ask. He had enough metal below the belt that it would take us half an hour to get into the DMV.)

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quote:
Originally posted by FireSnake:
Of course, he was having it gauged at the same time...

Just to make sure I understand the terminology, that means he was having the hole stretched to fit a larger ring, right?

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quote:
Originally posted by TMBWITW,PB:
quote:
Originally posted by FireSnake:
Of course, he was having it gauged at the same time...

Just to make sure I understand the terminology, that means he was having the hole stretched to fit a larger ring, right?
Yeah. We were there for over an hour while he was having it done. Some people are crazy!

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quote:
Originally posted by snupy:
However, I did hear that dentists don't change gloves here between patients-they wash them. [Eek!]

Your dentist wears gloves?

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Icon 1 posted February 11, 2006 13:42      Profile for snupy   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
tell me you're joking. [Eek!]

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Mine wears mittens.....cuts down on the wind chill factor, ya know.

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quote:
Originally posted by snupy:
tell me you're joking. [Eek!]

So, are they big leather bikers gloves, like a vet puts on when dealing with aggressive rotweilers?
Is this part of the American 'culture of violence'?
Do Americans like to bite their dentists?

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quote:
Originally posted by The Famous Druid:
quote:
Originally posted by snupy:
However, I did hear that dentists don't change gloves here between patients-they wash them. [Eek!]

Your dentist wears gloves?
Remember...snupes is from the Land of the Litigious.

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quote:
Originally posted by The Famous Druid:
quote:
Originally posted by snupy:
tell me you're joking. [Eek!]

So, are they big leather bikers gloves, like a vet puts on when dealing with aggressive rotweilers?
Is this part of the American 'culture of violence'?
Do Americans like to bite their dentists?

No, they're latex or nitrile. To protect themselves and their patients from germs and shit.

snupy: ick. I'd hate that. I hate wet gloves. They get all nasty and slippery and it really isn't proper aseptic technique anyways.

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um, yeah-that kinda was my point, X!

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quote:
Originally posted by Xanthine:
quote:
Originally posted by The Famous Druid:
quote:
Originally posted by snupy:
tell me you're joking. [Eek!]

So, are they big leather bikers gloves, like a vet puts on when dealing with aggressive rotweilers?
Is this part of the American 'culture of violence'?
Do Americans like to bite their dentists?

No, they're latex or nitrile. To protect themselves and their patients from germs and shit.
Aussie dentists just disinfect their hands first by washing in fresh kangaroo pee, no self-respecting bacterium would survive that.

quote:
Originally posted by dragonman97:
Remember...snupes is from the Land of the Litigious.

Recent figures suggest we're running a close second here. [Frown] [shake head] [thumbsdown]

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Nah, they just wash them in a bucket of Swan Gold. The acohol knocks off all the bacteria and their fingers taste good when they're in the patient's mouth.

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quote:
Originally posted by Astronomer Jedi:
Nah, they just wash them in a bucket of Swan Gold.

I knew that stuff had to be good for something...

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I could hardly say they use VB, could I? [Razz]

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