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Black Widow
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Icon 1 posted January 18, 2005 16:39      Profile for Black Widow     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
From his 1983 layout for "Teen Beat" magazine:
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<sarcasm> Wasn't he sexy? </sarcasm>

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Icon 1 posted January 18, 2005 16:44      Profile for csk     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Well, let's just say I don't think Melinda married him for his looks or his body [Wink]

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Icon 1 posted January 18, 2005 16:59      Profile for Serenak     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
ROFLMAO.... Big time!!!!

Actually I think he looks better now... Sad, but better, there he just looks like a dweeb who really wants to be liked more than he is

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Icon 1 posted January 18, 2005 17:06      Profile for jordanv     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
wow, he is incredibly hot..nothing as sexy as a really really rich man.
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Icon 1 posted January 18, 2005 17:19      Profile for dragonman97   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by Serenak:
ROFLMAO.... Big time!!!!

Actually I think he looks better now... Sad, but better, there he just looks like a dweeb who really wants to be liked more than he is

I was almost crying in laughter when I saw that off /. earlier today. So, I showed it to a female coworker of mine, and she said that she thinks he looked better then than how. I completely disagreed with her - I think she's out of her mind. He looks like a freaked out, nasty weirdo. Now, he's just who he is, and appears reasonably laid back. Those pictures - eww. eww. eww!

P.S. That's why Linux is advancing as fast as it is - has a better poster boy. [Wink]

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Icon 1 posted January 18, 2005 17:48      Profile for Serenak     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Hey, I still think he looks better now than then and I wouldn't sneeze at a slice of his dosh either but just to compare and contrast:-

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His Steveness then

Billy G now
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Steve now
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Sorry about the size of some of those, I was in a hurry ok?

OK. Who looked better then and who looks best now?

Who gets the golden globe for most improved? Who gets best image for PR?

Hey I'm biased but I want your *honest* opinions here! Lets's try to keep it superficial and shallow - quality of product is not an issue here - who's photo's/PR image looks best? Does Bill or Steve seem the better looker to you? And which (if any) has improved with age?

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What about Woz?
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Now

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He's always been a Little Too Hip to be a geek.

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Icon 1 posted January 18, 2005 18:11      Profile for dragonman97   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Hang on a minute there - Woz is the Ultimate Geek! Woz absolutely rocks!

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Icon 1 posted January 18, 2005 18:12      Profile for Serenak     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Yes -

but Woz was always too cool to be courting teen mag photo shoot fame anyway....

http://www.woz.org/ to visit his way cool domain of Wizardly Wozness...

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Sorry to break the chain of thought - but American Idol is the only network tv show i watch = It is sooo Great until they get down to the real singers.

I LOVE watchin those people who think they are great wake up to harsh reality that they are not even mediocre.

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i want to have a million of steve job's babies.
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Icon 1 posted January 18, 2005 18:55      Profile for drunkennewfiemidget     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
I'm assuming dman means tux when he talks about a better poster boy.. cus if you're talking about Linus Torvalds or Alan Cox, then I think you're nuts.

Linus Torvalds:
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Alan Cox:
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Alan Cox kinda looks like a murderer.

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quote:
Originally posted by drunkennewfiemidget:
Alan Cox kinda looks like a murderer.

ahahahahahahahahahaha.

Note: I change my mind, I want Stevo.

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Icon 1 posted January 18, 2005 19:15      Profile for GMx     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by dragonman97:
He looks like a freaked out, nasty weirdo. Now, he's just who he is, and appears reasonably laid back.

A laid back, nasty weirdo? [Big Grin]
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Hahahaa.... This is one time where I'm glad I have dial-up: waiting for those Gates pics to load made me laugh so much harder [Big Grin] [Big Grin] . Side-splitting!

And might I comment: Steve Jobs is lookin' pretty good. I like his eyebrows in the earlier photo.

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Did anyone notice that in the first photo that behind little willy there was an all in one possibly a Lisa?

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Icon 1 posted January 19, 2005 08:02      Profile for drunkennewfiemidget     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Bill Gates is uglier than a can of smashed assholes.
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quote:
Originally posted by TheMoMan:
Did anyone notice that in the first photo that behind little willy there was an all in one possibly a Lisa?

An original Mac, I believe. You can definitely see its typical menu bar, and the standard grey desktop background. I could be wrong, as I can't remember what the Lisa interface looks like, but I'm pretty sure those two elements (menu bar, background) appeared with the Mac and not earlier.

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I vote Steve Jobs the winner in relative hotness!

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quote:
Originally posted by drunkennewfiemidget:
Bill Gates is uglier than a can of smashed assholes.

Not that I disagree in any way with your comment, dNm, but could you provide a picture so that we could compare for ourselves? [Big Grin]


(edit: sorry 'bout misspelling the nick)

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Unfortunately, no, I searched for "can of smashed assholes" on images.google.ca and it returned a guy and his ugly friends, unfortunately, I can't link it because it's on angelfire and just gives that annoying message about being hosted there instead of showing it.
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how about this one? http://www.denmark.org/mermaid_Nov00/images/Canofsmashed%20-%202ex.jpg
the title of the picture is actually "can of smashed assholes"

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I definitely think Steve Jobs has aged better. He's sort of like george clooney or richard gere, they get cuter as they get older!

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Jobs defanately wins the "I'm 40 but I still look hip" category (a la Richard Gere).

Gates, who started in the "would some girl please look at me" category, grew up to be the quitessential sweater-wearing rich boring uncle that everyone tolerates but no one really likes.

Woz is just Woz. He's a category all his own. [Smile]

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How can I age like that? There must be a secret.

As for the Gates' pix, I sent them to a friend and he immediately shot back the following link:

http://www.snopes.com/photos/people/gates.asp

I really wanted it to be true! I DID! I DID!!!!
[cry baby]

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