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spungo
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Icon 1 posted September 24, 2010 13:38      Profile for spungo     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
I used to be a sex worker, until I got laid off.

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Shameless plug. (Please forgive me.)

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Icon 1 posted September 24, 2010 18:44      Profile for Ugh, MightyClub     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Ohhh, man, that was horrible. Is that the best you can put out there?

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Icon 1 posted September 26, 2010 01:56      Profile for The Famous Druid     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
That business has its ups and downs.

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If you watch 'The History Of NASA' backwards, it's about a space agency that has no manned spaceflight capability, then does low-orbit flights, then lands on the Moon.

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TheMoMan
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Icon 1 posted September 26, 2010 03:12      Profile for TheMoMan         Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
____ Every profession has its "ins and outs".

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Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.


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Icon 1 posted September 26, 2010 03:26      Profile for The Famous Druid     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
And there's always some prick trying to shaft you.

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If you watch 'The History Of NASA' backwards, it's about a space agency that has no manned spaceflight capability, then does low-orbit flights, then lands on the Moon.

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TheMoMan
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____ Be careful about where the Sun Don't Shine.
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we''l like anything, when you have a bad day at work here you just have to suck it up and work harder.

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Icon 1 posted September 26, 2010 17:46      Profile for TheMoMan         Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
____ Or like buttering toast, don't lay it on too thick......

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Benjamin Franklin,

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Spungo, have you considered going to Africa, and working for one of the churches in a missionary position?

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If you watch 'The History Of NASA' backwards, it's about a space agency that has no manned spaceflight capability, then does low-orbit flights, then lands on the Moon.

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TFD, has anyone ever told you that you've got quite a punning habit? It seems like you spit out a new pun at least once a day in this thread...

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It's my ambition to go down in history as one of the great punsters.

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If you watch 'The History Of NASA' backwards, it's about a space agency that has no manned spaceflight capability, then does low-orbit flights, then lands on the Moon.

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Icon 1 posted September 28, 2010 05:15      Profile for spungo     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
TFD -- you're a cunning linguist.

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Icon 1 posted September 28, 2010 16:58      Profile for Ugh, MightyClub     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
certainly at the head of his class.

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Ugh!

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Bed Joke; Really bed joke. [Razz]
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____ PaPa, I know to you I am a pup but to most of these youngsters we are the old people, good to see you posting, any thoughts on this falls election other than to go vote!!!

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Tsk-tsk, MoMan - this thread virtually demands that you come up with a punny response... [Razz]

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There are three things you can be sure of in life: Death, taxes, and reading about fake illnesses online...

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Looks like this punfest might be cumming to an end.

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Icon 1 posted September 30, 2010 02:05      Profile for Papa     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by TheMoMan:
____ PaPa, I know to you I am a pup but to most of these youngsters we are the old people, good to see you posting, any thoughts on this falls election other than to go vote!!!



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quote:
Originally posted by Papa:
quote:
Originally posted by TheMoMan:
____ PaPa, I know to you I am a pup but to most of these youngsters we are the old people, good to see you posting, any thoughts on this falls election other than to go vote!!!


Ok, that posted before I was ready; sorry.

"any thoughts on this falls election"

Yes, lots of them, but this is not a political forum; thanks for asking though.

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There once was a Co-ed named Sandy

Whom the boys paid with Cookies and Candy

Too much love she did make

was her mistake

Now the shape she is in isn't Handy.

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quote:
Originally posted by The Famous Druid:
Looks like this punfest might be cumming to an end.

The trick is to get it up on the freshest fifteen page again.

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____ Just give it some fertilizer (tm) Viagra. [shake head]

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quote:
Originally posted by Ugh, MightyClub:
quote:
Originally posted by The Famous Druid:
Looks like this punfest might be cumming to an end.

The trick is to get it up on the freshest fifteen page again.
You might want to See Alice in the morning...

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spungo
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quote:
Originally posted by dragonman97:
quote:
Originally posted by Ugh, MightyClub:
quote:
Originally posted by The Famous Druid:
Looks like this punfest might be cumming to an end.

The trick is to get it up on the freshest fifteen page again.
You might want to See Alice in the morning...
Ha ha bonk. [Applause]

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quote:
Originally posted by TFD - Looks like this punfest might be cumming to an end.
Oh no! - no one likes to finish prematurely. [blush]

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