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fs

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Icon 1 posted April 19, 2009 14:25      Profile for fs   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Some of my favorites:

SERENITY: Men fight for possession of scantily clad mentally ill teenage girl.

GHOSTBUSTERS: Unemployed college professors destroy hotel with nuclear weapons.

GROUNDHOG DAY: Misanthropic creep exploits space/time anomaly to stalk coworker.

LORD OF THE RINGS: Midget destroys stolen property.

THE CAT FROM OUTER SPACE: College professors help illegal alien evade authorities.


Many, many more here

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Bibo
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Icon 1 posted April 19, 2009 14:31      Profile for Bibo   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
And this one's NOT a joke!

"One Eyed Monster" - Ron' Jeremy's famous part gets detached from him and starts killing people.

Trailer here: http://bit.ly/2P7pv

The film is rated "R" and looks like a fun campy horror film.
Stars Amber Benson from Buffy.

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Mac D
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MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL: British comedy troupe inadvertently creates language lab for nerds.

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The Famous Druid

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Icon 1 posted April 19, 2009 21:42      Profile for The Famous Druid     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Here's a few I made up...

Buffy: Middle-aged school librarian develops extra-curricular relationship with cheerleader.

Amelie: Woman with 'father issues' becomes serial stalker.

Babe: A farmers develops an unorthodox relationship with a pig.

Babylon 5: Religious zealot, inspired by prophesy, embarks on holy war.

The Ten Commandments: Religious zealot, inspired by prophesy, embarks on holy war, kills thousands of young children.

I Dream of Jeannie: Military officer keeps scantily-clad woman prisoner in tiny cell.

Mary Poppins: Woman with supernatural powers infiltrates unsuspecting family.

Ghost: Woman is stalked by obsessive ex-husband.

The X-Files: A mans obsession with his sister leads to many deaths.

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If you watch 'The History Of NASA' backwards, it's about a space agency that has no manned spaceflight capability, then does low-orbit flights, then lands on the Moon.

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TMBWITW,PB

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Icon 1 posted April 19, 2009 22:10      Profile for TMBWITW,PB     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
You forgot the best one:

DOCTOR WHO: Elderly man serially abducts young women.
[Applause]

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