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Mac D
BlabberMouth, the Next Generation
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Icon 1 posted April 13, 2009 11:54      Profile for Mac D     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
1 You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."

2 Your Jedi robe is camouflaged.

3 You have ever used your light sabre to open a PBR.

4 At least one wing of your X-Wing is primer colored.

5 You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.

6 You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard.

7 The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dad-gum skeeters.

8 Wookies are offended by your body odor.

9 You have ever used the force to get yourself another PBR so you didn't miss an interview with any of the Allisons on CMT.

10 You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing or bowling.

11 Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, boy come on over to the dark side...it'll be a hoot."

12 You have ever had your R2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light.

13 You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your land-speeder.

14 You ever fantasized about Princess Leia wearing Daisy Duke shorts.

15 You have the doors of your X-Wing welded shut and you have to get in through the window.

16 Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought that Jabba the Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women.

17 You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.

18 You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with a redwood deck.

19 You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels during the cantina scene.

20 When your light sabre opens, it plays a few bars of "Dixie."

21 You want to send your speeder bike to Orange County Choppers for overhaul.

22 If you hear . . . "Luke, I'm your father...and your uncle."

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fs

Solid Nitrozanium SuperFan!
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Icon 1 posted April 16, 2009 10:28      Profile for fs   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
That's the funniest "might be a redneck..." list I've read.

Also, there is a commercial with a cute monkey on TV.

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