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geekygoddess
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Icon 1 posted November 14, 2008 19:39      Profile for geekygoddess     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
And he walks into the grocery store, and picks up a bag of Doritos, a 2 liter of Diet Coke, and some toilet paper. He takes them to the check-out counter and the women looks at him with a sad look and says "aww, single, eh?" And the guy says, "yeah, how did you know?" The women simply replies, "Cuz you're [email protected] ugly!"

That is all, I am obviously very bored tonight!

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neotatsu
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Icon 1 posted November 15, 2008 03:52      Profile for neotatsu     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
I just noticed, you're still asslaminated. I miss those days.

And, obviously I'm very bored tonight too~! [thumbsdown] [Geek] [tired]

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Icon 1 posted November 15, 2008 19:56      Profile for quantumfluff     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
There is only one excuse for being bored - you're trapped in a corporate event listening to someone who drank the Kool Aid effervesce about the wonders of your employer. Or, your stuck in line at the DMV.

Seriously. There is an entire internet out there of entertainment. If you don't want that, create something. Make music. Paint a picture. Write some software. Build a jet powered beer cooler. Anything but sit there and expect that the world should entertain you.

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neotatsu
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Icon 1 posted November 16, 2008 00:53      Profile for neotatsu     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by quantumfluff:
Build a jet powered beer cooler. Anything but sit there and expect that the world should entertain you.

Someone already made the cruisin cooler

Though, I'm sure jet-powered might be more fun.

Typically though, when I say "I'm bored" that means I'm tired of being at home. And, being 1am with no one I know awake, and a lack of money to begin with - I'm stuck here.

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