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Snaggy

Sir Snaggalot!
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Icon 7 posted September 05, 2007 07:56      Profile for Snaggy   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the Priest
beside her,

"Father, may I ask a favor?" "Of course. What may I do for you?"

"Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my mother's
birthday.

The dryer is unopened and well over the Customs limits; and I'm afraid
they'll confiscate it.

Is there any way you could carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes
perhaps?"

"I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie."

"With your honest face, Father, no one will question you."

When they reached the Customs area, she let the priest go ahead of her.

The official asked: "Father, do you have anything to declare?"

"From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare."

The official thought this answer strange, so asked, "And what do you have to
declare from your waist to the floor?"

"I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is,
to date, unused."

Roaring with laughter, the official said, "Go ahead, Father."

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stevenback7
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Icon 1 posted September 05, 2007 11:57      Profile for stevenback7   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
nice [Applause] [Applause] [Applause]

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Comic Book Guy: There is no emoticon for what i'm feeling.

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hal9000
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[Big Grin] [Big Grin] [Eek!]

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P.E.B.K.A.C. if you can fix this, you can fix anything.

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garlicguy

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Icon 1 posted September 06, 2007 09:28      Profile for garlicguy   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Gentle as doves, sly as foxes... [Applause] [Applause] [Big Grin]

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I don't know what I was thinking... it seemed like a good idea at the time.

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