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garlicguy

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Icon 1 posted August 14, 2007 18:19      Profile for garlicguy   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
A crusty old man walks into the local Lutheran Church and says to the secretary, "I would like to join this damn church."

The astonished woman replies, "I beg your pardon, sir. I must have
misunderstood you. What did you say?"

"Listen up, damn it. I said I want to join this damn church!"

"I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this
church."

The secretary leaves her desk and goes into the pastor's study to inform
him of her situation. The pastor agrees that the secretary does not have to
listen to that foul language.

They both return to her office and the pastor asks the old geezer, "Sir,
what seems to be the problem here?"

"There is no damn problem," the man says. "I just won $200 million bucks in the damn lottery and I want to join this damn church to get rid of some of this damn money. "

"I see," said the pastor. "And is this bitch giving you a hard time?"

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I don't know what I was thinking... it seemed like a good idea at the time.

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Ugh, MightyClub
BlabberMouth, the Next Generation
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Icon 1 posted August 15, 2007 10:23      Profile for Ugh, MightyClub     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Dammit, gg, that damn joke was pretty damn funny.

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Ugh!

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Serenak

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Icon 1 posted August 15, 2007 15:47      Profile for Serenak     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Damn it gg - I damn near busted a damn vein laughing at that damned silly joke...ain't life a bitch?... [Big Grin]

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"So if you want my address - it's No. 1 at the end of the bar, where I sit with the broken angels, clutching at straws and nursing my scars..."

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