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quantumfluff
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Icon 1 posted July 19, 2007 19:10      Profile for quantumfluff     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Bill Gates’ son asks his father, “Dad, I'd like to try to have sex, what should I do?” Bill replies, “That's simple, son. Just take the biggest car from my garage, dress in the best suit you have and take the girl into the most exclusive restaurant in town. Rent a hansom cab in the evening and take her for a trip around the lake. Buy her the biggest bunch of flowers you can find. Finally rent the presidential suite at a ritzy hotel and she'll be yours. That’s all there is to it.”

His son is shocked, “But Dad! Where are the romantic walks, gazes, reading of poetry in the moonlight, flirting ... ?”

Bill scoffs, “Son, all that was invented by the Open Source community so that they can have sex for free.”

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fs

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Icon 1 posted July 20, 2007 02:25      Profile for fs   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
LOL!

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BooBooKitty

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Icon 1 posted July 20, 2007 02:36      Profile for BooBooKitty     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
bwahahaha!!! That's a good one! [Big Grin]
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stevenback7
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Icon 1 posted July 20, 2007 06:01      Profile for stevenback7   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Nice [Applause] [Applause] [Applause]

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Black Widow
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Icon 1 posted July 20, 2007 06:34      Profile for Black Widow     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
What's a handsome cab? Is that a good looking taxi driver? [crazy]

(The correct term is "Hansom cab".)

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quantumfluff
BlabberMouth, a Blabber Odyssey
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Icon 1 posted July 20, 2007 10:31      Profile for quantumfluff     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Good catch. I fell victim to cut-and-paste without careful proof reading first.
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