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garlicguy

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Icon 1 posted June 27, 2007 17:31      Profile for garlicguy   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
A blonde, wanting to earn some extra money, decided to hire herself out as a "handy-woman" and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood.

She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.

"Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," he said.

"How much will you charge me?"

The blonde quickly responded, "How about $50?"

The man agreed and told her that the paint and everything she would need was in the garage.


The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband, "Does she realize that our porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?"
The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those 'dumb blonde' jokes we've been getting by e-mail lately."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.

"You're finished already?" the man asked.

"Yes," the blonde replied; "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats."

Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50 and handed it to her.

"And by the way," the blonde added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus."

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I don't know what I was thinking... it seemed like a good idea at the time.

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stevenback7
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Icon 1 posted June 27, 2007 18:40      Profile for stevenback7   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
oh my god

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mephisto

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Icon 1 posted June 28, 2007 00:21      Profile for mephisto     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
sweet jeesus. no, why? I mean lexus' are ugly but even they don't deserve a blonde let at them with a paint can and brush.

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