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garlicguy

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Icon 1 posted March 03, 2007 10:11      Profile for garlicguy   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
A store that sells new husbands just opened in Little Rock, AR. This is
a store where a woman may go to choose a husband.

Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates.

You may visit the Husband Store Only Once! There are 6 floors and
the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights.

There is a catch: You may choose any man from a particular floor or
you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down.

So a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.

On the first floor the sign reads:
Floor 1: These men have jobs.

The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2: These men have jobs and love kids.

The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3: These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good
looking. "WOW" she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth 4 and the sign reads:
Floor 4: These men have jobs, love kids, are drop dead good looking
and help with housework."Oh Mercy" she exclaims, "I can't hardly
stand it."

Still she goes to the 5th floor and the sign reads:
Floor 5:These men have jobs, love kids, are drop dead good looking,
help with housework and have a romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the
sign reads:
Floor 6: You are the 31,556,127th visitor to this floor,
There are no men on this floor.
This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to
please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

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A New Wives Store opened across the street. It operates the sameway
as the husband store.

Floor 1 has wives that love sex.

Floor 2 has wives that love sex and have money.

Floors 3 thru 6 have never been visited.

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I don't know what I was thinking... it seemed like a good idea at the time.

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Mac D
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Icon 1 posted March 03, 2007 19:39      Profile for Mac D     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
I will have to 2nd this because it is soooooooooo true.

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There's nothing wrong with me, This is how I'm supposed to be.

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Daniélín Aine
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Icon 1 posted March 03, 2007 21:34      Profile for Daniélín Aine     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
I would had stayed on floor five! Really! Oh, wait... Maybe floor six IS better... Hmmm.... [Big Grin]

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"Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be."
Abraham Lincoln

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Colonel Panic
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Icon 1 posted March 04, 2007 14:21      Profile for Colonel Panic         Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
This is very, very funny.

I shared it with a lady friend the other night.

She wanted to know when I would make it to the first floor. Then realized she was a second-floor gal all the way!

LOL!

Colonel Panic

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Free! Free at last!

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stevenback7
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Icon 1 posted March 04, 2007 15:54      Profile for stevenback7   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
nice

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Tech Angel
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Icon 1 posted March 05, 2007 15:09      Profile for Tech Angel     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
My sister sent me a slightly different version of this a few years ago. On the first floor, the men are thick but not long. On the second floor...well, you get the gist of it. [Wink] [Roll Eyes]

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We must be the change we want to see in the world. -Mahatma Ghandi

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