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Snaggy

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Icon 11 posted September 21, 2006 21:48      Profile for Snaggy   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Not too PC, but [ohwell] [Razz]

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Three friends decided to visit a prostitute -- a white
guy, a black guy, and a Jew. It was a slow night, so
she gave the guys a deal. "You can pay by the inch."

When the white man came back out, his friends
asked, "How much did she charge you?"

"$75 dollars," said the white man.

The black guy went in and returned with a fee
of $95. The first two men were quite proud of
their prowess.

The Jewish man went in and then returned,

"How much did she charge you?" asked the
first two.

"20 dollars," replied the Jew proudly.

The first two start laughing hysterically.

"Hey you guys," replied the Jewish guy,
"I'm not so stupid,... I paid on the way out!"

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nerdwithnofriends
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Icon 1 posted September 26, 2006 18:30      Profile for nerdwithnofriends     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Alright, alright. Snaggy, I blame this one on you [Razz]


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What did the leper say to the prostitute?


"Keep the tip."

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uilleann
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Icon 1 posted September 26, 2006 19:52            Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Oh man ..... :P
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Jace Raven

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Icon 1 posted September 26, 2006 19:52      Profile for Jace Raven         Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by nerdwithnofriends:
Alright, alright. Snaggy, I blame this one on you [Razz]


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What did the leper say to the prostitute?


"Keep the tip."

Disgusting!
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