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serutan
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Icon 1 posted September 03, 2006 23:54      Profile for serutan     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
A guy wakes up one morning and hears a Voice in his head. It says, "Quit your job, sell your house, take all your money and go to Las Vegas." He shakes it off, but later that day he hears it again. "Quit your job, sell your house, take all your money and go to Las Vegas!" He tries to ignore it, but the harder he tries the more insistent it gets. "Quit your job! Sell your house! Take all your money and go to Las Vegas!" Finally he gives in and decides to believe the voice. He quits his job, he sells his house, he takes all his money and flies to Las Vegas. The moment he steps off the plane the voice says "Go to Caesar's Palace!" He takes a cab to Caesar's Palace. The voice says, "Go to the roulette table!" He makes his way to the roulette table. The voice says, "Bet all your money on Red 23!" He bets all his money on Red 23. The croupier spins the wheel, it comes up Black 17. The voice says, "Fuck."
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Ugurcan

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Icon 1 posted September 04, 2006 03:39      Profile for Ugurcan   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
..and the moral of this story is?

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Ashitaka

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quote:
Originally posted by Ugurcan:
..and the moral of this story is?

Roulette has the worst odds of any casino game, he should have been playing Craps.

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