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garlicguy

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Icon 1 posted July 27, 2006 07:49      Profile for garlicguy   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
An Irishman in a wheelchair entered a restaurant one afternoon and asked
the waitress for a cup of coffee.
The Irishman looked across the restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus sitting
over there?"
The waitress nodded yes, so the Irishman told her to give Jesus a cup of
coffee on him.

The next patron to come in was an Englishman with a hunched back. He
shuffled over to a booth, painfully sat down, and asked the waitress for a
cup of hot tea. He also glanced across the restaurant and asked, "Is that
Jesus over there?"
The waitress nodded, so the Englishman said to give Jesus a cup of hot tea,
"My treat."

The third patron to come into the restaurant was a redneck on crutches. He
hobbled over to a booth, sat down, and hollered, "Hey there, sweet thang!
How's about gettin' me a cold glass of Coke?" He, too, looked across the
restaurant and asked, "Is that God's boy over there?" The waitress once
more nodded, so the redneck said to give Jesus a cold glass of Coke, "And
put it on my bill."

As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the Irishman, touched him, and
said, "For your kindness, you are healed." The Irishman felt the strength
come back into his legs, got up, and danced a jig out the door.
Jesus also passed by the Englishman, touched him, and said, "For your
kindness, you are healed." The Englishman felt his back straightening up,
and he raised his hands, praised the Lord, and did a series of back flips
out the door.
Then Jesus walked towards the redneck. The redneck jumped up and yelled,
"Don't touch me! I'm drawin' disability!"

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I don't know what I was thinking... it seemed like a good idea at the time.

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AntonTakk
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Icon 14 posted July 27, 2006 10:18      Profile for AntonTakk   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
HAH! love it [Applause]

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maximile

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Icon 1 posted July 27, 2006 11:18      Profile for maximile   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Very cool (though I seem to remember a similar theme from Monty Python's Life of Brian).

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Ashitaka

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Icon 5 posted July 27, 2006 13:09      Profile for Ashitaka     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Was I the only person here to think this was going to have something to do with the TV show Full House after reading the words " have mercey "

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TMBWITW,PB

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Icon 1 posted July 27, 2006 13:36      Profile for TMBWITW,PB     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by maximile:
Very cool (though I seem to remember a similar theme from Monty Python's Life of Brian).

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Up 'e comes, cures me! Without so much as a "by your leave"!

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garlicguy

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Icon 1 posted July 27, 2006 14:34      Profile for garlicguy   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
"Hey. Say that once more; I'll smash your bloody face in."

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I don't know what I was thinking... it seemed like a good idea at the time.

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