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Stampy
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Icon 1 posted July 05, 2006 16:31      Profile for Stampy   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
What's the similarity between a single man and borrowed money?


They're both a loan.

Did you hear about the deaf fish? [Frown]


He had to get a herring-aid!

and, in fact, I'll save my really good ones for later.

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Callipygous
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Icon 2 posted July 06, 2006 01:10      Profile for Callipygous     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Oh nooo! Just when I thought it was safe to go back in the forums, another punster on the boards! [Wink]

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The Famous Druid

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Icon 1 posted July 06, 2006 03:15      Profile for The Famous Druid     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
A boy was fishing from a bridge, right next to a big "NO FISHING" sign.

A policeman walks up and says "Can't fish here son"

to which the boy replied

"I do not know sir"

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garlicguy

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Icon 1 posted July 06, 2006 07:42      Profile for garlicguy   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Could this be the beginning of a long overdue punfest?

If so, I'll play along, but just for the halibut.

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Mac D
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A man walks into a bar ...... It hurt.

Maybe he should have walked into a *walleye*

To tired to play along today but I'll try.

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The Famous Druid

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Icon 1 posted July 06, 2006 17:56      Profile for The Famous Druid     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by garlicguy:
Could this be the beginning of a long overdue punfest?

If so, I'll play along, but just for the halibut.

GG: punning is a sin.
May Cod have mercy on your sole.

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Jace Raven

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I refuse to take the bait.
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canadiangeek
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Icon 1 posted July 06, 2006 18:46      Profile for canadiangeek     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
I keep trying to cast these horrible puns out of my head, but they just keep reeling back in.

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Mac D
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Just pack the puns in there like a bunch of sardines why don't you.

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garlicguy

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Icon 1 posted July 07, 2006 06:56      Profile for garlicguy   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by The Famous Druid:
GG: punning is a sin.
May Cod have mercy on your sole.

Quit your whaling, Druid. It's not aboat the puns, it's about the danged phish(ing).

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The Famous Druid

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quote:
Originally posted by garlicguy:
quote:
Originally posted by The Famous Druid:
GG: punning is a sin.
May Cod have mercy on your sole.

Quit your whaling, Druid. It's not aboat the puns, it's about the danged phish(ing).
GG, the first step to recovery is admitting that you're hooked.

Just stand up and say "Punning is a sin, and I am gillty".

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garlicguy

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Icon 1 posted July 08, 2006 10:11      Profile for garlicguy   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by The Famous Druid:

Just stand up and say "Punning is a sin, and I am gillty".

I suppose you're right, Druid, though I'm unsure what the net effect would be of doing so.

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Grummash

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My name is Grummash, and I pun.
My life is out of con-trawl.
Every day I han-Dover Sole to my Higher Power. Eel look after me. [Big Grin]

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garlicguy

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quote:
Originally posted by Grummash:
My name is Grummash, and I pun.
My life is out of con-trawl.
Every day I han-Dover Sole to my Higher Power. Eel look after me. [Big Grin]

This looks serious, Grummy. If my temptation to pun gets too strong to deal with, I just go to the local brew-pub and oyster a few pints...

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Grummash

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quote:
Originally posted by garrlicguy:
If my temptation to pun gets too strong to deal with, I just go to the local brew-pub and oyster a few pints...

..and if a few of us follow you...in a line... we could do the Conger. [Razz]

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Icon 1 posted July 09, 2006 08:48      Profile for garlicguy   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Shorely you don't mean to suggest line-dancing?

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Grummash

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quote:
Originally posted by garlicguy:
Shorely you don't mean to suggest line-dancing?

Maybe...
Or maybe Pole-dancing...
Or we could do a Highland Reel...
Just pick a good tune, one with a nice hook, something that floats your boat and I'm sure before long everyone will want to Hake, Rattle 'n' Roll. [Big Grin]

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You guys! I'm about to bust a gut reading all of these incredible fish tales. My sides are splitting! I don't want to go overboard with this laughter-inducing reading...but life is short...so carpe Diem
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Icon 1 posted July 11, 2006 07:39      Profile for garlicguy   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Nice to see a n00b trouting out a few puns.

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Icon 1 posted July 11, 2006 09:56      Profile for drunkennewfiemidget     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
When I came on the board, something smelt of a punfest.

That's right, I'm one of those people capelin of smellin' 'em.

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Mac D
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Did you guys go to a pun school or something. It's a little fishy that you do it so much.

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soulshine
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Is the sole reason for this thread to flex your pun mussels?

I've harboured a desire to do this for years.

Fintastic! :/

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The Famous Druid

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I've haddock up to here with these puns, it's time for you to finish !

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soulshine
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I think it's all just bait. Don't try and tackle it.
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garlicguy

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Icon 1 posted July 11, 2006 14:23      Profile for garlicguy   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by The Famous Druid:
I've haddock up to here with these puns, it's time for you to finish !

Perhaps we could just scale back a bit, hmm?

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