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Snaggy

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Icon 12 posted February 10, 2006 10:39      Profile for Snaggy   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Sitting together on a train, traveling through the Swiss Alps, are a French guy an American guy, an old Greek lady and a young blonde Swiss girl.

The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the sound of a loud slap. When the train emerges from the tunnel, the Frenchman has a bright red hand print on his cheek. No one speaks.

The old lady thinks: The Frenchman must have groped the blonde in the dark, and she slapped his cheek.

The blonde thinks: That Frenchman must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped his cheek.

The Frenchman thinks: The American must have groped the blonde in the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.

The American thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel, so I can smack that Frenchman again.


(feel free to change the nationalities, depending on personal preferences)

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drunkennewfiemidget
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Icon 1 posted February 10, 2006 11:35      Profile for drunkennewfiemidget     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
No, I think it's awesome just the way it is. [Razz]
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MandysRad
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Icon 1 posted February 10, 2006 12:23      Profile for MandysRad   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Brilliant!

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garlicguy

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Icon 1 posted February 10, 2006 14:08      Profile for garlicguy   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
I believe I saw this joke in the following form:

Bill Clinton, George Bush, Hillary Clinton, Monika Lewinski - in that order.

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Matias
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Icon 1 posted February 10, 2006 14:31      Profile for Matias   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
That brough a big smile to my face. Loved it!

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