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Snaggy

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Icon 3 posted January 14, 2006 13:43      Profile for Snaggy   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Subject: some thoughts

Life is sexually transmitted.

Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

Some people are like a Slinky.....not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism

Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?

In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

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GMx

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Icon 10 posted January 14, 2006 14:35      Profile for GMx     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
And you'll forget you posted the same thoughts before. [Wink]
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maveraytch
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Icon 1 posted January 14, 2006 19:12            Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
On the topic of slinkys...

slinky + escalator = infinite fun

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Frost
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Icon 1 posted January 18, 2006 07:54      Profile for Frost     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Life, it's sexually transmitted and it's always fatal.

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Success requires no explanations, Failure permits no alibis.

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drunkennewfiemidget
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Icon 1 posted January 18, 2006 08:21      Profile for drunkennewfiemidget     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by Snaggy:

Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?

This is the one I'll never understand. Last time we saw a tax cut, I got $3 more per paycheque.

Last time we saw a tax increase, I saw $52 more taken off per paycheque.

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