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TheMoMan
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Icon 1 posted December 05, 2005 04:00      Profile for TheMoMan         Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotchman walk into a bar. They each sit at the bar and order a beer. Before any of them can take a drink, three flies wander into the bar. A fly lands in each beer.

The Englishman curses and pushes his beer away.

The Scotchman makes a sour face, flicks the fly out of his beer, and starts sipping at it.

The Irishman grabs the fly in his beer by the neck, shakes it violently, and starts screaming, "Spit it out, you bastard, spit it out!!!!"

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Frost
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Icon 11 posted December 05, 2005 04:26      Profile for Frost     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
It must have been Guinness [evil]

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TheMoMan
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Icon 1 posted December 05, 2005 09:50      Profile for TheMoMan         Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Frost________________it didn't matter.

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Benjamin Franklin,

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Frost
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Icon 2 posted December 05, 2005 10:05      Profile for Frost     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
It did to the Irishman [Big Grin]

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TheMoMan
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Icon 1 posted December 05, 2005 10:42      Profile for TheMoMan         Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Frost______________There was one pub here in Mid Michigan that had a fast source to import Guinness however when I gave up drinking, his establishment went under. I felt sorry for McGee but I wasn't going to filter his beer before it went into the sewer any more. You don't really buy beer, its more of a short term lease.

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Benjamin Franklin,

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Matias
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Icon 1 posted December 05, 2005 16:26      Profile for Matias   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
I would of done the same with the fly...no one steals alcohol from me! No one I say! [Mad]

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