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musicbunnydancing
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Icon 6 posted November 15, 2005 23:26      Profile for musicbunnydancing     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Thanks to www.lotsofjokes.com I bring you...Oxymoron's!

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Grummash

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Icon 1 posted November 16, 2005 10:58      Profile for Grummash     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Topic: Oxymoron's.....Like Microsoft Works

Oxymorons. No apostrophe.
Sorry, but it had to be said. [Smile]

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Icon 12 posted December 01, 2005 06:50      Profile for Macintox     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Female Logic .......

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I wonder what happens when I push that little red button ........

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spungo
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Icon 1 posted December 01, 2005 07:05      Profile for spungo     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by Macintox:
Female Logic .......

Careful, now. [Wink]

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Shameless plug. (Please forgive me.)

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Icon 1 posted December 01, 2005 08:56      Profile for Stereo     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by spungo:
quote:
Originally posted by Macintox:
Female Logic .......

Careful, now. [Wink]
Yes, carefull, or I could add "Male superiority"... [evil]

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Eppur, si muove!

Galileo Galilei

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drunkennewfiemidget
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Icon 1 posted December 01, 2005 09:24      Profile for drunkennewfiemidget     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by Stereo:
quote:
Originally posted by spungo:
quote:
Originally posted by Macintox:
Female Logic .......

Careful, now. [Wink]
Yes, carefull, or I could add "Male superiority"... [evil]
I'd go another step and say 'male usefulness'.
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Too Cool To Quit
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Icon 1 posted December 01, 2005 23:10      Profile for Too Cool To Quit     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by Grummash:
Topic: Oxymoron's.....Like Microsoft Works

Oxymorons. No apostrophe.
Sorry, but it had to be said. [Smile]

Hey, Moran! He had it write the first thyme!!!1 [Mad]

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Alright now, that's the last straw, I'm calling the ass taxidermist to tell him to stop making hats in your size RIGHT NOW.

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Too Cool To Quit
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Icon 1 posted December 01, 2005 23:12      Profile for Too Cool To Quit     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by Stereo:
quote:
Originally posted by spungo:
quote:
Originally posted by Macintox:
Female Logic .......

Careful, now. [Wink]
Yes, carefull, or I could add "Male superiority"... [evil]
Well, I've got one for you.

"Bend over!"

No, that's not an oxymoron, that's a COMMAND! [devil wand]

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Alright now, that's the last straw, I'm calling the ass taxidermist to tell him to stop making hats in your size RIGHT NOW.

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Icon 1 posted December 02, 2005 09:49      Profile for Frost     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Human inteligence [evil]

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Success requires no explanations, Failure permits no alibis.

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Stereo

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Icon 12 posted December 02, 2005 12:00      Profile for Stereo     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by Too Cool To Quit:
Well, I've got one for you.

"Bend over!"

No, that's not an oxymoron, that's a COMMAND! [devil wand] [/QB]

You can try commanding me, but it doesn't mean you will succeed! [Big Grin]

What about "wheel of fortune," as most of the time, the outcome is unfortunate?

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Eppur, si muove!

Galileo Galilei

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Icon 2 posted December 06, 2005 08:54      Profile for The real Stealth   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
From a friend of mine: "If I wasnt so retarded, life would be interesting" --NR [Applause] [devil wand]

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