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musicbunnydancing
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Icon 10 posted November 15, 2005 08:55      Profile for musicbunnydancing     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."

She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

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Cap'n Vic

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Icon 1 posted November 15, 2005 08:59      Profile for Cap'n Vic     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
1986 called. They want thier joke back.

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spungo
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Icon 1 posted November 15, 2005 09:27      Profile for spungo     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Well, I liked it. [Smile]

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Matias
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Icon 1 posted November 15, 2005 16:59      Profile for Matias   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
1986 called. They want thier joke back.
OMG I can always count on you for a good laugh. That was hilarious. [Applause]

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musicbunnydancing
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Icon 1 posted November 15, 2005 18:06      Profile for musicbunnydancing     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by spungo:
Well, I liked it. [Smile]

[Big Grin]
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ChildeRoland
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Icon 1 posted November 15, 2005 18:30      Profile for ChildeRoland     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by musicbunnydancing:
quote:
Originally posted by spungo:
Well, I liked it. [Smile]

[Big Grin]
me too.

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csk

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Icon 1 posted November 15, 2005 18:34      Profile for csk     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
That wasn't very nice of that guy. Ironing naked is somewhat of a health hazard, I'm lead to believe.

Although I am reminded of that similar scenario from Flying High (otherwise known as Airplane to you merkins, from memory).

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musicbunnydancing
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Icon 1 posted November 15, 2005 23:20      Profile for musicbunnydancing     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by csk:
That wasn't very nice of that guy. Ironing naked is somewhat of a health hazard, I'm lead to believe.

Although I am reminded of that similar scenario from Flying High (otherwise known as Airplane to you merkins, from memory).

If ironing naked is a health hazard, then what about those people that clean house naked?

Ahhh, airplane quite funny. I liked it. [Applause]

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