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Snaggy

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Icon 10 posted November 12, 2005 19:19      Profile for Snaggy   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
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HalfVast

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"Nope, no WMD here."
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Cap'n Vic

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Monica was unavailable.

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(!) (T) = 8-D

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GMx

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Icon 1 posted November 12, 2005 20:58      Profile for GMx     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Now, just pull that thing and I can make him talk...
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garlicguy

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Icon 1 posted November 12, 2005 21:38      Profile for garlicguy   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Try the one that has one eye.

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I don't know what I was thinking... it seemed like a good idea at the time.

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CommanderShroom
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Icon 1 posted November 12, 2005 21:42      Profile for CommanderShroom     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
a little to the left...

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Does he know our big secret?
Has one of us confessed?
'Bout the wires circuits and motors
Buried in our chest

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YaYawoman

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Turn your head and cough...
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The Famous Druid

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Icon 1 posted November 12, 2005 22:46      Profile for The Famous Druid     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Let me show you the USA's number one tool of diplomacy...

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If you watch 'The History Of NASA' backwards, it's about a space agency that has no manned spaceflight capability, then does low-orbit flights, then lands on the Moon.

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illuminatus
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This is how we did it in Abu Ghraib
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littlefish
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Icon 1 posted November 13, 2005 00:30      Profile for littlefish   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
"I look up to him, because he is upper class and look down on him, because he is lower class."

"I know my place."

\Ronnies

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HalfVast

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Well, that kinda puts a whole new twist 'being conservative'.
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garlicguy

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"I think I left it in my other pants."

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"The shower was really cold."

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"Whatever you do, don't put it in Reverse!"

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"I could swear it was there last night."

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"Did you remember to wash your hands?"

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"Photo Op, my ass!"

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I don't know what I was thinking... it seemed like a good idea at the time.

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GMx

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"The Chain of Command"
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Grummash

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Dubya isn't the only one with a dick stuck in his zipper....

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...and yet, across the gulf of space, minds immeasurably superior to ours regarded this earth with envious eyes...

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dragonman97

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Icon 1 posted November 13, 2005 12:48      Profile for dragonman97   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Crap shop for the b3ta crowd:
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Surprisingly enough, I don't thing this image has made its way over to them yet, but I don't think I'm going to bother trying. I was also thinking of making a CDC of it, but that would be rather wrong here...

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There are three things you can be sure of in life: Death, taxes, and reading about fake illnesses online...

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Cap'n Vic

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Icon 1 posted November 13, 2005 16:20      Profile for Cap'n Vic     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
-dman

That one made the b3ta/fark crowd a few years back.

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dragonman97

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Icon 1 posted November 13, 2005 17:02      Profile for dragonman97   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by Cap'n Vic:
-dman

That one made the b3ta/fark crowd a few years back.

Thanks for the heads up! [Smile]

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There are three things you can be sure of in life: Death, taxes, and reading about fake illnesses online...

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Papa
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Icon 1 posted November 15, 2005 04:54      Profile for Papa     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by Snaggy:
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I think I've found the problem, sir. You have your underwear on backwards.

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Papa
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littlefish
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Icon 1 posted November 15, 2005 05:03      Profile for littlefish   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
I was also thinking of making a CDC of it, but that would be rather wrong here...
CDC? All that means to me is Cult of the Dead Cow.
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spungo
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"Hot damn, big guy - yer comin' through!"

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Shameless plug. (Please forgive me.)

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musicbunnydancing
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quote:
Originally posted by Snaggy:
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"No bush here!" ....hehehehe that's bad. [evil]
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drunkennewfiemidget
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quote:
Originally posted by littlefish:
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I was also thinking of making a CDC of it, but that would be rather wrong here...
CDC? All that means to me is Cult of the Dead Cow.
And I'm moderately sure to most Americans it means 'centre for disease control'.

well, 'center' since Americans can't spell. [Wink]

But even then I don't think it works.. :S

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dragonman97

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Cleverly Drawn Crumpets...but not quite...

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There are three things you can be sure of in life: Death, taxes, and reading about fake illnesses online...

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Astronomer Jedi
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"Good. I have the Senate bogged down in procedures. By the time this incident comes up for a vote, they will have no choice but to accept your control of the system."

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Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?

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garlicguy

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"This job keeps getting better and better."

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I don't know what I was thinking... it seemed like a good idea at the time.

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