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Snaggy

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Icon 10 posted September 10, 2005 11:02      Profile for Snaggy   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Bob was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an
important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up toward heaven, he said "Lord, take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to church every Sunday for the rest of my life and give up cigarettes, booze, and wild women!"

Miraculously, a parking place appeared. Bob looked up again and said, "Never mind. I found one."

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Matias
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Icon 1 posted September 10, 2005 11:34      Profile for Matias   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
After a bad meeting I just had this really put a smile on my face. Thanks Snaggy

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GMx

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Icon 10 posted September 10, 2005 12:13      Profile for GMx     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Then there's this one:

A guy gets on a bus and has a seat. Just then, a stinky, drooling, obviously mentally ill man boards the bus.

The guy starts praying to himself, "God, please don't let that guy sit next to me...God, please don't let that guy sit next to me..."

The stinky man sits next to the guy and says, "God told me to sit beside you." [Big Grin]

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Frost
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Icon 14 posted September 10, 2005 15:41      Profile for Frost     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
[Big Grin]

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