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Frost
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Icon 1 posted July 24, 2005 23:25      Profile for Frost     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
How many C programers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None.

They forgot to declare it.


If you get this joke then yes you are a computer geek.

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GameMaster
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Icon 1 posted July 25, 2005 11:48      Profile for GameMaster   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
How many C coders does it take to change a light bulb?
Can't be done -- it's a hardware problem.

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nerdwithnofriends
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Icon 1 posted July 25, 2005 12:20      Profile for nerdwithnofriends     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
C coders do it with long pointers.

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The Famous Druid

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Icon 1 posted July 25, 2005 14:35      Profile for The Famous Druid     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by nerdwithnofriends:
C coders do it with long pointers.

and C++ programmers do it with all kinds of objects.

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drunkennewfiemidget
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Icon 1 posted July 26, 2005 05:44      Profile for drunkennewfiemidget     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by The Famous Druid:
quote:
Originally posted by nerdwithnofriends:
C coders do it with long pointers.

and C++ programmers do it with all kinds of objects.
That's because their natural available hardware is inadequate. [Wink]
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Doco

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Icon 1 posted July 26, 2005 07:00      Profile for Doco   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
At least C++ programers know that you don't show your private's to others, unless they are your friends.
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