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n4dmx
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...who quickly kicked them out of the house, and they all ended up on Skid Row. Here, they feared they would meet up with Motley Crue, and they all were afraid that They Might Be Giants [Big Grin]
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You should all be careful not to sound like a Pretty Boy Floyd. [Wink]

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Does he know our big secret?
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'Bout the wires circuits and motors
Buried in our chest

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these holy puns have reached biblical proportions
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Nun of you know when to stop! [Razz]

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Math problems? Call 1-800-[(10x)(13i)^2]-[sin(xy)/2.362x]

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Rhonwyyn

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I think all of us should offer our ApologetiX for continuing this nunsensical/musical thread!

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The Famous Druid

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Is there no Cure for this plague of puns?
It's worse than anthrax.

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If you watch 'The History Of NASA' backwards, it's about a space agency that has no manned spaceflight capability, then does low-orbit flights, then lands on the Moon.

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Perhaps The Cure they need is a spell in the Iron Maiden.

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If this continues I will have to get out my WarHammer and spread some MegaDeth.

I think I am feeling Less Than Jake about this punfest.

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Does he know our big secret?
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'Bout the wires circuits and motors
Buried in our chest

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quote:
Originally posted by CommanderShroom:
I think I am feeling Less Than Jake about this punfest.

Well I'm feeling Better Than Ezra, but it's still smelling a little Phishy. [Razz]
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I'm gonna put a little Cream in my coffee before I go to wake Big Brother and the Holding Company. I like to stand outside their room and yell, "Guess Who".
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While I think these puns are tragically hip and all, I think it's time we all stopped. The continuous laughter is cutting off my air supply.
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quote:
Originally posted by garlicguy:
I'm gonna put a little Cream in my coffee before I go to wake Big Brother and the Holding Company. I like to stand outside their room and yell, "Guess Who".

Now that one was Sweet. I am now laughing hard enough that I am getting Cramps.

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Does he know our big secret?
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'Bout the wires circuits and motors
Buried in our chest

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I feel I should add another pun, but I'm too tired to think of any.
I was up late last night, burning the Midnght Oil.

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If you watch 'The History Of NASA' backwards, it's about a space agency that has no manned spaceflight capability, then does low-orbit flights, then lands on the Moon.

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When the Blind Guardian witnessed some Demons & Wizards pulling the Children Of Bodom from their Cradle Of Filth last Helloween, He told Judas Priest, who immediately held Credence Clearwater Revival, asking the Kreator to stop the Haggard group At The Gates, and might death be delivered In Flames. [Razz]
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hope this thread dies before it gets old....

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If you watch 'The History Of NASA' backwards, it's about a space agency that has no manned spaceflight capability, then does low-orbit flights, then lands on the Moon.

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I'm really quite Disturbed by this whole concept.

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6 weeks to go!

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This thread is sinking faster than a Led Zeppelin.
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Bad puns are the Status Quo for GC [Razz]

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If you watch 'The History Of NASA' backwards, it's about a space agency that has no manned spaceflight capability, then does low-orbit flights, then lands on the Moon.

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Will this thread ever disappear into the west, or am I the king of wishful thinking?

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6 weeks to go!

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quote:
Originally posted by csk:
Will this thread ever disappear into the west, or am I the king of wishful thinking?

You should be so lucky, lucky lucky lucky .....
</fake-Kylie-voice>

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If you watch 'The History Of NASA' backwards, it's about a space agency that has no manned spaceflight capability, then does low-orbit flights, then lands on the Moon.

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quote:
Originally posted by csk:
Will this thread ever disappear into the west, or am I the king of wishful thinking?

I suggest you "Go West, young man (and let the evil go East)."

</reference to Michael W. Smith's take on Horace Greeley>

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The Genesis of this thread was quite diVinyl (well, nuns, near enough) but now it's Clashed with the band-puns, and seems to be in Dire Straits.

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True. But that was all before a couple of Righteous Brothers made their Journey from America to see the Queen.

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I don't know what I was thinking... it seemed like a good idea at the time.

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Snaggy, forgive them, they know nun what they do.

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I wouldnt give him the cheese of me qu** two stroke Eddie. http://www.macclads.co.uk/index.html

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Alright. I saw my friend Van, Halen a cab and said hello
and he told me the original joke. I'm sorry. I realize I've been
very naughty and I promise never to start anything like this
again until the next time.

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