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HalfVast

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Icon 10 posted March 07, 2005 18:28      Profile for HalfVast     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
A Nun was sitting on a bench in the garden behind the church on a quiet Texas afternoon. She was meditating upon the flowers when one particular bloom caught her attention. She leaned forward to catch it’s scent when she saw a bee inside. She recognized it as one of the africanized or ‘killer’ bee strains, buzzing in a low ominous manner. Not knowing what to do she became paralyzed with fear. She turned white as a sheet and remained so until the parish Priest found her that way in the evening.

Later that week the headline in the church newsletter read, “Cross Bee Stills Ashen Nun”.

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I don't think you realize [realise] what you may have just started. [Razz]
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Good Lord, not again! [Big Grin]
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Icon 1 posted March 07, 2005 20:18      Profile for garlicguy   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
What? Is there a problem here? Potential re-tread punfest?

No worries about me.

I refuse to do even one nun pun 'cause I'm done.

So there.

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I don't know what I was thinking... it seemed like a good idea at the time.

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Icon 1 posted March 07, 2005 20:25      Profile for Rhonwyyn   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Amen to what GG said.

[Razz]

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Icon 1 posted March 07, 2005 20:47      Profile for The Famous Druid     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Who resurrected this thread?

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If you watch 'The History Of NASA' backwards, it's about a space agency that has no manned spaceflight capability, then does low-orbit flights, then lands on the Moon.

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Icon 1 posted March 07, 2005 20:49      Profile for Rhonwyyn   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Ehh, it's not the same thread... More like the Second coming.

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Icon 2 posted March 07, 2005 20:53      Profile for Frost     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Great 7 more pages of nunsense. [shake head]

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Icon 1 posted March 07, 2005 22:58      Profile for The Famous Druid     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Pah !

This thread can't hold a candle to the other one.

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Icon 1 posted March 07, 2005 23:51      Profile for Erbo     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
It must be becoming a habit.

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just when you think you've seen your last nun thread up popes another one
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Icon 1 posted March 08, 2005 12:33      Profile for The Famous Druid     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Snaggy, forgive them, they know not what they do.

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Icon 1 posted March 08, 2005 12:42      Profile for Erbo     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Too late, TFD, you can't stop the Mass of posts that are sure to happen now...

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Icon 2 posted March 08, 2005 13:32      Profile for Serenak     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
I have to confess that this pun thread has risen from the dead and I am holy expectant that the host of puns will repeat themselves in the way the last thread did...

I am praying that someone can offer the last rites and we can exorcise this damned thread without further hope of resurrection

[Wink]

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The devil take you! Not this again.


"Cross bestills ashen nun"

I still don't get this cryptic remark [ohwell]

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Icon 1 posted March 08, 2005 18:34      Profile for Rhonwyyn   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
It took me twice through the phrase to get it. Say it aloud. If you still don't get it, read it aloud like this...

*WARNING: SPOILER*


*WARNING: SPOILER*

CrossBe stills Ash en Nun

If that doesn't help, then read it like this:

Crozbee stills ash and nun

And if THAT doesn't help, well, too bad!

(Ehh, just send someone a PM. They might be convinced to give you an answer!)

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/me suspects that nun story is apocryphal

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Well, I'm no medical chap, but I suspect that this thread could use some doct'rin...

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Er... I think the subject to this thread would be puns based on the names of musical groups. Just a thought. [Wink]
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The connection is here
You'll notice it went on forever...

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quote:
Originally posted by HalfVast:
Er... I think the subject to this thread would be puns based on the names of musical groups. Just a thought. [Wink]

We could really Abba good time with that !

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We might have to work out a few Kinks in order to change the course of the thread.
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Anyone Who tries should be Band

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Fun Pun Combo: [Big Grin]

And as the Men Without Hats danced their Safety Dance in A Land Down Under, the Metal Church banished them for Eternity to Iced Earth. [Razz]

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Which, of course, caused others to go whining to their Mamas and Papas.
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