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Snaggy

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Icon 7 posted February 15, 2005 17:46      Profile for Snaggy   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
A man who just died is delivered to the mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit. The mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would like the body dressed. He points out that the man does look good in the black suit he is already wearing.

The widow, however, says that she always thought her husband
looked his best in blue, and that she wants him in a blue suit.
She gives the mortician a blank check and says, "I don't care what it costs, but please have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing."

The woman returns the next day for the wake. To her delight,
she finds her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with
a subtle chalk stripe; the suit fits him perfectly.

She says to the mortician, "Whatever this cost, I'm very satisfied.
You did an excellent job and I'm very grateful. How much did you spend?"
To her astonishment, the mortician presents her with the blank check.

"There's no charge," he says.

"No, really, I must compensate you for the cost of that
exquisite blue suit!" she says.

"Honestly, ma'am," the mortician says, "it cost nothing.
You see, a deceased gentleman of about your husband's size
was brought in shortly after you left yesterday, and he was
wearing an attractive blue suit. I asked his wife if she minded
him going to his grave wearing a black suit instead, and she said
it made no difference as long as he looked nice.

"So I just switched the heads."

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HalfVast

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Icon 11 posted February 15, 2005 17:51      Profile for HalfVast     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Creepy yes... Funny too!
Can't wait to tell it to the squemish customer
service reps tomorrow.

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Black Widow
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Icon 11 posted February 15, 2005 19:36      Profile for Black Widow     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
O. M. G. [Eek!] [Eek!] [Eek!] [Eek!] [Eek!]
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magefile
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Icon 1 posted February 15, 2005 19:42      Profile for magefile     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
O.M.G. from a woman who suggests smothering men with pillows?

I love this joke :-D

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drunkennewfiemidget
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Icon 1 posted February 15, 2005 20:25      Profile for drunkennewfiemidget     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by magefile:
O.M.G. from a woman who suggests smothering men with pillows?

Ha! Touche!

... great joke, too.

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