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Snaggy

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Icon 10 posted February 10, 2005 13:27      Profile for Snaggy   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names.

Make a new name for yourself. Follow the instructions to find your new name.

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:

a = poopsie b = lumpy c= buttercup d = gadget e = crusty f = greasy g = fluffy h = cheeseball i = chim-chim j = stinky k = flunky l = bootie m = pinky n = zippy o = goober p = doofus q = slimy r = loopy s = snotty t = tootie u = dorkey v = squeezit w = oprah x = skipper y = dinky z = zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

a = apple b = toilet c = giggle d = burger e = girdle f = barf g = lizard h = waffle i = cootie j = monkey k = potty l = liver m = banana n = rhino o = bubble p = hamster q = toad r = gizzard s = pizza t = gerbil u = chicken v = pickle w = chuckle x = tofu y = gorilla z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

a = head b = mouth c = face d = nose e = tush f = breath g = pants h = shorts i = lips j = honker k = butt l = brain m = tushie n = biscuits o = hiney p = chunks q = toes r = buns s = fanny t = sniffer u = sprinkles v = kisser w = squirt x=humperdinck y = brains z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts. William Jefferson Clinton is Bootie Liverbiscuits.

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Black Widow
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Dinky Girdlebuns. [Razz]
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MacManKrisK

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chim-chim girdlebuns [Roll Eyes]

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get rich and you still die"


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Crusty Bubblefanny.

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Chim-chim Toilettushy

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I don't know what I was thinking... it seemed like a good idea at the time.

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californiarockr
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tootie chickentush

my last name barely made the 4 letter cutoff :/

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lol

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sumnchai
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Cheeseball Bubblehead

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Black Widow
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quote:
Originally posted by californiarockr:
my last name barely made the 4 letter cutoff :/

My first name just made the 3 letter cutoff!
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Rhonwyyn

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Icon 1 posted February 10, 2005 14:24      Profile for Rhonwyyn   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
BW and I are very similarly named:

Dinky Girdlebiscuits.

Scary pseudo-names! [Eek!]

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Ummm....err, Sir Snaggy.... I don't really mean to be impertinent, but how is it that you happened to be reading a book of *that* particular title? [Big Grin]

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I don't know what I was thinking... it seemed like a good idea at the time.

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Zippy Bananasniffer. My brother was in the target audience for this series a few years ago, so this is not the first time I've done this.

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Let them be stupid - the market will sort it out.

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Pinky Applebiscuits says

YOUR ALL GAY !!!!!!111!!!!!

(btw I have no idea what "!!!!!!111!!!!" is supposed to mean.... Anyone care to enlighten this totally "leet" (not) moron?

Anyone guess this one?

/\./\./\
|. |
/ V \
\ | /

(Yes it is rude... and I expect most of you have seen it before... though it might not render correct in your window... TTY anyone?)

[Big Grin]

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californiarockr
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quote:
Originally posted by Serenak:
Pinky Applebiscuits says

YOUR ALL GAY !!!!!!111!!!!!

(btw I have no idea what "!!!!!!111!!!!" is supposed to mean.... Anyone care to enlighten this totally "leet" (not) moron?

Anyone guess this one?
code:
/\./\./\
| . |
/ V \
\ | /

(Yes it is rude... and I expect most of you have seen it before... though it might not render correct in your window... TTY anyone?)

[Big Grin]

when teh 1336.999999 repeating haxors get excited, their pinky finger fidgets and accidentally lets off the shift key, unleashing a flow of 1's. to mock this one would simply type

[phrase you are emphasizing, or emphasizing the emphasis of]!!!!!1111oneoneoneshift+1


and i tried to fix your image [Wink]

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lol

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Ivan
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Buttercup Applesniffer


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I like my porno name better.

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Serenak

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Thanks Rockr

I think I understand the comment re: !!!11!!

And well done for fixing my rubbish attempt at TTY smut!!!11!!

Ha ha...

No sarcasam intended (isn't it interesting how without visual/non verbal clues the "voices" of others on the web can sometimes be hard to interpret correctly...)

TTFN

(had a few late nights recently... mu57 - g37 - 70 - 83d -
3/.\l13r

Ha ha, I googled and now I can write like a h/.\xx0r

(Joke guys... simmer down now.... only a gag...)

G'night

8y3 /.\ll

(Hey Wikipedia taught me all the "leet" I need to know...)

$3x 4 fr33 pr0n @ www.wotalotofuselesstossers.net

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"So if you want my address - it's No. 1 at the end of the bar, where I sit with the broken angels, clutching at straws and nursing my scars..."

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I'm sorry, but I must state, I have the funnest one here. Yes, that's right. I said funnest!

Snotty Waffletush.

[Big Grin]

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buttercup applehead

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its been a while

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HalfVast

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Bow down and tremble in fear for I am Chim-Chim Cootieshorts! Look ye upon my works and despair! [Big Grin]
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WTF

Bootie Chickenbreath

No Way

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Oh oh, Crusty Chickenbutt. Eww [Frown]
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Ich bin loopy liverbuns.

My, this is silly. [crazy]

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Buttercup Livertushie [ohwell]
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Loopy Girdlebiscuits

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Evil AI at work.
I am Swiss of Borg. Holes are irrelevant, cheese will be assimilated!

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quote:
Originally posted by TheMoMan:
WTF

Bootie Chickenbreath

No Way

Could be worse, you could be Stinky Barfjuice [Eek!]

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Evil AI at work.
I am Swiss of Borg. Holes are irrelevant, cheese will be assimilated!

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Zippy Cootiebiscuits. Hey Snaggy, can I change my nick? [Razz] [crazy]


[yes, I'm kidding]

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Meh.

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