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Too Cool To Quit
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Icon 1 posted November 23, 2004 23:57      Profile for Too Cool To Quit     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
One Sunday, my priest asked if I could cover his Confession shift for him -- he said it was easy, since he had a sin list inside the booth which listed both sins and penance. I agreed and took the booth early on Sunday morning. Soon people showed up.

"Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. I have committed adultery."

"Adultery, eh?" I said. "You sly devil. That'll be three hail mary's, plus five bucks."

"Thank you, Father." Another person came into the booth.

"Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. I have embezzled money from work."
"Embezzlement, eh? Naughty, naughty. That'll be 5 hail mary's, plus fourteen bucks."
"Thank you, Father." This was easy, I thought. I can handle this. Another person came into the booth.
"Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. I have commited the sin of butt-sex."
"Butt-sex, huh?" I looked at the list, but I didn't see butt-sex there. I excused myself to see if I could get some help. I found a choir boy hanging out on the steps of the church.
"Excuse me," I said. "What does Father Matthew give for buttsex?"
"Well," said the boy, "usually just milk and cookies, but sometimes a Snickers."

Har har... [Big Grin]

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JB
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Icon 2 posted November 24, 2004 08:22      Profile for JB         Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Not Funny. And definitely not cool.

A. G.

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CommanderShroom
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Icon 1 posted November 24, 2004 08:38      Profile for CommanderShroom     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Nope not funny at all. It should have been a PayDay bar, not a Snickers. [Razz]

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Mac D
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Icon 1 posted November 24, 2004 08:54      Profile for Mac D     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by CommanderShroom:
Nope not funny at all. It should have been a PayDay bar, not a Snickers. [Razz]

hehe

I thought it was funny.

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ZorroTheFox
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Icon 14 posted November 24, 2004 17:33      Profile for ZorroTheFox   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
gee, and here all I wanted was a Butterfinger
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Too Cool To Quit
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Icon 1 posted November 24, 2004 22:13      Profile for Too Cool To Quit     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by JB:
Not Funny. And definitely not cool.

A. G.

Hey lad, where's yer sense of umor?

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Icon 1 posted November 24, 2004 22:35      Profile for csk     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by Too Cool To Quit:
quote:
Originally posted by JB:
Not Funny. And definitely not cool.

A. G.

Hey lad, where's yer sense of umor?
You can do better than that. You should have asked him "What's up your arse?"

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Icon 1 posted November 25, 2004 07:28      Profile for drunkennewfiemidget     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
I thought it was bloody hilarious.
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Icon 1 posted December 07, 2004 09:11      Profile for R0x0r_G0dd3ss     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Oh, yes. Quite amusing. Then again, how do you manage not to giggle every time you see buttsex as one word? I don't know, maybe I'm just tired.
*Snicker, giggle* buttsex...

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Icon 1 posted December 23, 2004 12:26      Profile for sconzey     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Amusing, possibly a little tasteless.

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Sidney
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Icon 1 posted January 03, 2005 16:31      Profile for Sidney     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by JB:
Not Funny. And definitely not cool.

Wholly agreed. Sorry.
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Icon 1 posted January 04, 2005 13:56      Profile for Zwilnik   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
bloody funny [Smile]

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