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Mac D
BlabberMouth, the Next Generation
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Icon 1 posted October 26, 2004 17:06      Profile for Mac D     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
It was the final examination for an introductory English course
at the local university. The examination was two hours long, and
exam booklets were provided. The professor was very strict and
told the class that any exam that was not on his desk in exactly
two hours would not be accepted and the student would fail. A
half hour into the exam, a student came rushing in and asked the
professor for an exam booklet.

"You're not going to have time to finish this," the professor
stated sarcastically as he handed the student a booklet.

"Yes I will," replied the student. He then took a seat and began
writing. After two hours, the professor called for the exams,
and the students filed up and handed them in. All except the
late student, who continued writing. A half hour later, the last
student came up to the professor who was sitting at his desk
preparing for his next class. He attempted to put his exam on
the stack of exam booklets already there.

"No you don't, I'm not going to accept that. It's late." The
student looked incredulous and angry.

"Do you know WHO I am?"

"No, as a matter of fact I don't," replied the professor.

"DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?" The student asked again.

"No, and I don't care." Replied the professor with an air of
superiority.

"Good," replied the student, who quickly lifted the stack of
completed exams, stuffed his in the middle, and walked out of
the room.

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TMBWITW,PB

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Icon 1 posted October 26, 2004 17:12      Profile for TMBWITW,PB     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Oldie but goodie. [Razz]

I think this one was actually featured in some spoof teen movie a while back, wasn't it? Eh, I can never remember. [Beard of Peter Gabriel!]

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óMiss Piggy

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Swiss Mercenary

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Icon 1 posted October 26, 2004 18:54      Profile for Swiss Mercenary     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Urban legend, got it somewhere in my books by Brunvand.
(alt.folklore.urban anyone?)

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I am Swiss of Borg. Holes are irrelevant, cheese will be assimilated!

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drunkennewfiemidget
BlabberMouth, a Blabber Odyssey
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Icon 1 posted October 27, 2004 04:52      Profile for drunkennewfiemidget     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
It's also in a movie. Slackers I believe it was.
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R0x0r_G0dd3ss
Geek-in-Training
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Icon 1 posted November 16, 2004 19:10      Profile for R0x0r_G0dd3ss     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Yeah, I read that book. I also truly looooved that one. Except it really couldn't happen IRL...at least not easily. Or in the classes I'm in. Blast.

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magefile
Highlie
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Icon 1 posted November 16, 2004 21:04      Profile for magefile     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Yeah, you'd hafta go somewhere like Cal Berkeley for it to happen. If I were a professor, just to keep wise-asses from doing shit like that, I'd keep a digital camera on the desk next to me. Maybe even hook it up as described in Cryptonomicon, if I was bored during the exam.

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Let them be stupid - the market will sort it out.

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