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drunkennewfiemidget
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Icon 1 posted October 21, 2004 06:26      Profile for drunkennewfiemidget     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Your wife decides to go out with her friends drinking and dancing. You're okay with it, because you get to watch sports all night. You hear her stumble into bed around 4. You wake up next morning and go outside to the family Volvo, which she used last night. You are happy to see it all in one piece.

But - Wait a minute ....

That's not right.

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Mr Bill
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Icon 14 posted October 21, 2004 12:27      Profile for Mr Bill     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Hilarious!!

(now I have to go clean the coffee out of my keyboard...)

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Will work for taglines...

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klynn
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Icon 2 posted October 21, 2004 23:01      Profile for klynn   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Ugh...

What a harsh start to the day! [blush]

I had to share this with a couple of friends. Various drinks of choice shot out the noses of people across the US and in GB. [crazy]

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Ahnyer Keester
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Icon 1 posted October 26, 2004 09:03      Profile for Ahnyer Keester     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Uh, except you can see that she still had her pants on. Look at the waste line.
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Cap'n Vic

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quote:
Originally posted by Ahnyer Keester:
Uh, except you can see that she still had her pants on. Look at the waste line.

...and she didn't move....and Volvo drivers don't do doggy style....and the pics ia staged [Roll Eyes] *Sheesh*

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csk

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Icon 1 posted October 26, 2004 09:10      Profile for csk     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by Cap'n Vic:
Volvo drivers don't do doggy style

Say what?

/former Volvo driver

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6 weeks to go!

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quantumfluff
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Icon 1 posted October 26, 2004 09:11      Profile for quantumfluff     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
www.snopes.com also has a disclaimer about it. Sorry to disappoint your wife, but it's a hoax.
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Cap'n Vic

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Icon 1 posted October 26, 2004 09:17      Profile for Cap'n Vic     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by csk:
quote:
Originally posted by Cap'n Vic:
Volvo drivers don't do doggy style

Say what?

/former Volvo driver

Hehe...it hurt to type that, I used to drive a Volvo meself ('82 DL 4 door w/ elecrtic overdrive) but I couildn't let the joke pass me by.

FWIW Doggystyle is the position oficially sponsored by Cap'n Vic. Great view and the 'reach around' options are plenty [thumbsup]

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drunkennewfiemidget
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Icon 1 posted October 26, 2004 09:25      Profile for drunkennewfiemidget     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by quantumfluff:
www.snopes.com also has a disclaimer about it. Sorry to disappoint your wife, but it's a hoax.

*cough* hence the 'joke bank' post. ITS A JOKE BOYS AND GIRLS. [Razz]
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Icon 1 posted October 26, 2004 09:28      Profile for csk     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by Cap'n Vic:
FWIW Doggystyle is the position oficially sponsored by Cap'n Vic. Great view and the 'reach around' options are plenty [thumbsup]

(TMI alert for sensitive readers)
Plus, it seems to be more appealing to the woman during pregnancy for some reason.

It's good of Mrs Vic to give you the reach around, though [Razz]

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6 weeks to go!

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drunkennewfiemidget
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Icon 1 posted October 26, 2004 09:35      Profile for drunkennewfiemidget     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
I'm not a fan of that position -- yea, lots of reach around, and it feels good and all, but it's too impersonal. If you're having sex with someone, generally, you want to SEE them.
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Cap'n Vic

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Icon 1 posted October 26, 2004 10:42      Profile for Cap'n Vic     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by drunkennewfiemidget:
I'm not a fan of that position -- yea, lots of reach around, and it feels good and all, but it's too impersonal. If you're having sex with someone, generally, you want to SEE them.

Don't yours normally have a bag (or two) over their head anyway? [Razz]

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drunkennewfiemidget
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Icon 1 posted October 26, 2004 11:29      Profile for drunkennewfiemidget     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by Cap'n Vic:
quote:
Originally posted by drunkennewfiemidget:
I'm not a fan of that position -- yea, lots of reach around, and it feels good and all, but it's too impersonal. If you're having sex with someone, generally, you want to SEE them.

Don't yours normally have a bag (or two) over their head anyway? [Razz]
Why would I bother? A goat is a goat is a goat, right? [Razz]
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Cap'n Vic

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Icon 1 posted October 26, 2004 11:48      Profile for Cap'n Vic     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
You gotta be Kidding me.

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Icon 1 posted October 26, 2004 14:30      Profile for The Famous Druid     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
dnm, you are a horny bastard !

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Cap'n Vic

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Icon 1 posted October 26, 2004 18:18      Profile for Cap'n Vic     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
It behoofs me to get a little tail from time to time.

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Icon 6 posted October 27, 2004 00:49      Profile for Mr Bill     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Ewe know this is just heading somewhere baaad...

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Icon 1 posted October 27, 2004 01:53      Profile for The Famous Druid     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by Cap'n Vic:
It behoofs me to get a little tail from time to time.

You really know how to ram your point home !

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If you watch 'The History Of NASA' backwards, it's about a space agency that has no manned spaceflight capability, then does low-orbit flights, then lands on the Moon.

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Mac D
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quote:
quote:
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Originally posted by Cap'n Vic:
It behoofs me to get a little tail from time to time.
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You really know how to ram your point home !

I heard that one comming from a mile away

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There's nothing wrong with me, This is how I'm supposed to be.

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quote:
Originally posted by Mac D:
quote:
quote:
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Originally posted by Cap'n Vic:
It behoofs me to get a little tail from time to time.
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You really know how to ram your point home !

I heard that one comming from a mile away
Oh flock off !

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If you watch 'The History Of NASA' backwards, it's about a space agency that has no manned spaceflight capability, then does low-orbit flights, then lands on the Moon.

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All this infighting really gets my goat! I can't believe the lot of you could be so capricious.
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Icon 1 posted October 29, 2004 14:17      Profile for The Famous Druid     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
One person makes a pun, and you all follow on like sheep !

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Mac D
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TFD your such a Lamb

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