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Richard
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Icon 3 posted August 05, 2004 11:42      Profile for Richard   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Here's a joke that I've had around for a while, sorry I don't remember where it came from so I can't give credit but:

"I Hate My Job"

When you have an "I Hate My Job" day try this:

On your way home from work, stop at your local pharmacy and go to the
thermometer section. You will need to purchase a rectal thermometer made
by "Johnson and Johnson."

Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors,
draw the curtains, and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed
during your therapy.

Change to very comfortable clothing, such as a sweat suit and lie down
on your bed. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Carefully
place it on the bedside table so that it will not become chipped or
broken. Take out the material that comes with the thermometer and read
it.

You will notice that in small print there is statement "Every rectal
thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson is personally tested".

Now close your eyes and repeat out loud five times "I am so glad I do
not work for quality control at the Johnson and Johnson Company".

Have a nice day and remember there is always someone with a worse job
than yours.

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drunkennewfiemidget
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Icon 1 posted August 05, 2004 12:16      Profile for drunkennewfiemidget     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Pass the lube.
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Allan
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Icon 1 posted August 05, 2004 13:08      Profile for Allan     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Yes, and their marketing people are really clever:

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Cap'n Vic

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Icon 1 posted August 05, 2004 13:12      Profile for Cap'n Vic     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
That is how you get a 'thick tube' into a 'tight box' [Big Grin]


edit: They could add a little hair around that hole....

/coat

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Allan
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Icon 1 posted August 05, 2004 13:13      Profile for Allan     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by Cap'n Vic:
That is how you get a 'thick tube' into a 'tight box' [Big Grin]

works for me [Big Grin]
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