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Snaggy

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Icon 7 posted April 25, 2004 23:11      Profile for Snaggy   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
http://www.news-press.com/news/business/040423evilcookies.html
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defiant
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Icon 1 posted April 26, 2004 03:15      Profile for defiant     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
HAHAHA!!

"Those secret photos still exist" Priceless.

[Smile] [Big Grin]

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MTB Babe
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Icon 4 posted April 26, 2004 14:03      Profile for MTB Babe   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
They're so much fun when you add 'in bed' at the end!!
'You'll never find love--in bed'

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Samir: No one in this country can ever pronounce my name right. It's not that hard: Na-ee-ana-jaad. Nayanajaad.
Michael Bolton: Yeah, well at least your name isn't Michael Bolton.

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Xanthine

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Icon 12 posted April 26, 2004 17:38      Profile for Xanthine     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
You'll never be successful...in bed.

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And it's one, two, three / On the wrong side of the lee / What were you meant for? / What were you meant for?
- The Decemberists

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The Famous Druid

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Icon 1 posted April 26, 2004 19:13      Profile for The Famous Druid     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by Xanthine:
You'll never be successful...in bed.

Have you been spying on me ?????

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If you watch 'The History Of NASA' backwards, it's about a space agency that has no manned spaceflight capability, then does low-orbit flights, then lands on the Moon.

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Cap'n Vic

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Icon 10 posted April 26, 2004 19:19      Profile for Cap'n Vic     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
He was successful at least once....he has a baby girl [Big Grin]
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csk

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Icon 1 posted April 27, 2004 06:48      Profile for csk     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by Cap'n Vic:
He was successful at least once....he has a baby girl [Big Grin]

Depends on how one defines success, maybe it wasn't as succesful from Mrs Druid's point of view [Wink]

Why do I have a feeling this is going to turn into a discussion about "hit rate" now? [Big Grin]

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spungo
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Icon 1 posted April 27, 2004 06:57      Profile for spungo     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Me, I've always been successful in bed... three years with the same girl, and not one puncture! [Smile]

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Shameless plug. (Please forgive me.)

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csk

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Icon 1 posted April 27, 2004 06:59      Profile for csk     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Must be expensive for those with pin dicks [Eek!]

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spungo
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Icon 1 posted April 27, 2004 07:04      Profile for spungo     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Remember, kids - always practise safe sex... so trim those fingernails!

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rw

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Icon 12 posted April 27, 2004 07:32      Profile for rw   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by MTB Babe:
They're so much fun when you add 'in bed' at the end!!
'You'll never find love--in bed'

"In bed" is a bit crass. We always added "beneath the sheets".
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spungo
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Icon 1 posted April 27, 2004 08:38      Profile for spungo     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by MTB Babe:
They're so much fun when you add 'in bed' at the end!!

As some comedian on telly said a while back - you can add the phrase 'with me knob' on the end of any sentence to make a joke... e.g., :

"I met the Mother-in-law, yesterday ... with me knob"
" - so, I was driving down the road - with me knob"
"I just fed the cat... with me knob."

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littlefish
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Icon 1 posted April 27, 2004 08:46      Profile for littlefish   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
I remember Lee and Herring doing something similar about schools. Say whatever you like, then add "and that was just the teachers!" Hilarity ensued.

I used to have an annoying habit of winning any argument I was losing with the ultimate putdown.

"says you!" (sarcastically)

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Xanthine

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Icon 1 posted April 27, 2004 11:15      Profile for Xanthine     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by The Famous Druid:
quote:
Originally posted by Xanthine:
You'll never be successful...in bed.

Have you been spying on me ?????
We of the collective are everywhere. Your ass will be laminated.

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And it's one, two, three / On the wrong side of the lee / What were you meant for? / What were you meant for?
- The Decemberists

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knightwhosaysNI
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Icon 1 posted April 27, 2004 15:08      Profile for knightwhosaysNI     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
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whoa fell asleep there!

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knightwhosaysNI
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Icon 1 posted April 27, 2004 15:10      Profile for knightwhosaysNI     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
oh, crap that really ruins the page dosent it, sorry, bad meds nock me out

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Eating Tv dinners sitting by the pool
arent' you glad we finished school?

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