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Smurf Boy
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Icon 1 posted April 07, 2004 00:43      Profile for Smurf Boy     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Two jokes from some popsicle sticks:

What key won't open any door?

A donkey.


What did the bug say when it was stepped on?

Nothing.
Bugs can't talk.

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Jace Raven

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

"Hey, Where's my tractor?!?!"

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Icon 1 posted April 07, 2004 01:01      Profile for Allan     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by Smurf Boy:
A donkey.

is that similar to an ASCII?
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Icon 1 posted April 07, 2004 07:07      Profile for greycat   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Why do we always end up talking about asses? [Smile]
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Icon 1 posted April 07, 2004 07:15      Profile for spungo     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Yeah, we'll need to rectify that, won't we?

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Icon 1 posted April 07, 2004 13:34      Profile for quantumfluff     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Rectify a popsicle? Sounds painful.
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Once again, my favorite word. As for the pain, i do not imagine it to be that bad, specialy considering that it would eventually melt. Kinda like choking on ice.
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quote:
Originally posted by Smurf Boy:
Two jokes from some popsicle sticks:

What key won't open any door?

A donkey.

I once saw video of a donkey opening up a back door, the girl seemed very satisfied
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Huzzah, Zorro has returned, in full force, no less [Big Grin] .

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Q: Why did the computer go to the fast-food restraunt?

A: To get a byte...


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Why did the koala fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead.

Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?
It was dead too.

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Why did the baby fall out of the tree?

Because it was stapled to the koala.

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Why did the fourth koala fall out of the tree?

Peer Pressure.


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Why did the fifth koala fall out of the tree?

The donkey learned to climb trees.

[crazy]

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quote:
Originally posted by Orpheus:
Why did the fifth koala fall out of the tree?

The donkey learned to climb trees.

[crazy]

why did the 4th koala climb back in to the tree?
- it had left its mobile behind

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"I'm in the tree..."
hahahahaha
[Big Grin]

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Icon 1 posted April 13, 2004 05:14      Profile for spungo     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by quantumfluff:
Rectify a popsicle? Sounds painful.

It can be quite soothing, really - especially after a challenging curry. [Smile]

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quote:
Originally posted by spungo:
quote:
Originally posted by quantumfluff:
Rectify a popsicle? Sounds painful.

It can be quite soothing, really - especially after a challenging curry. [Smile]
LMAO
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quote:
Originally posted by hey-U:
"I'm in the tree..."
hahahahaha
[Big Grin]

i'm just out of my tree
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quote:
Originally posted by cheezi git:
quote:
Originally posted by hey-U:
"I'm in the tree..."
hahahahaha
[Big Grin]

i'm just out of my tree
Oh it's all right for some...
[Wink]

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why did Hey-U fall out of a tree?
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Jamaica?
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quote:
Originally posted by hey-U:
Jamaica?

no, she let me

[Smile]

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quote:
Originally posted by cheezi git:
quote:
Originally posted by hey-U:
Jamaica?

no, she let me

[Smile]

Alaska shall I??
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I think I have something to share in this thread. Everytime I see "Popsicles" in the recent posts list, I think of it. It's actually a true story.

One chilly January day, a friend of mine needed to tie his young son's shoelace while they were in a parking lot, so he lifted the boy up and sat him on the trunk of their car.

Boy: "Dad, my butt's cold."
Dad: "I'll just be a minute."
Boy: "That's too long, Dad. My butt's going to freeze."
Dad: "Why? I'm almost done."
Boy: "Yeah, but now when I go to the bathroom, I'll sh*t Poopsicles."

hehehehehehe. I love that kid. [Big Grin]

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