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DisasterWalking
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Icon 5 posted August 08, 2004 12:37      Profile for DisasterWalking   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
This is probably the most uncommon question to be asked of the usual geek crowd, but I need help and only a geek would know the answer. My friend is getting married and is having a bridal shower. Both she and her husband are hardcore computer geeks, and the concept of sex is virtually foreign. (*laugh*) I want to get her some lingere, or come up with some bedroom games for her honeymoon, but I keep coming up void.

The best thing I have been able to find so far is the "Lord of the Root" thong on the webstore. Good start, but I want more.

Any ideas?

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His and her's propeller beanies are the ultimate turn on. [Smile]

Maybe i can make up some custom buttons for you too.
"I'm too sexy for my propeller beanie" heh :-)

let me know if I can help ...
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Maybe some of these, for wedding night!

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Take a look at the Geek Lingerie thread over in the "Tech Toys" section of the forum, that may give you some ideas. [Smile]

Though, if all else fails, you can always glue a bunch of CAT-5 cables into an interesting little bra... [Razz]

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it's been posted before, but the cat5-O-nine tails are still a good idea

[Wink]

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Two words:

Strip Chess

Or if that doesn't suit their fancies you can try overclocking their computers. You have to do that nude so the static doesn't fry them!

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quote:
Originally posted by Ivan:
Two words:

Strip Chess

How does that work? If it requires playing an entire chess game per article of clothing, that could take a while...

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quote:
Originally posted by csk:
quote:
Originally posted by Ivan:
Two words:

Strip Chess

How does that work? If it requires playing an entire chess game per article of clothing, that could take a while...
Perhaps you should ask this young lady

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Or I could go watch the Thomas Crown Affair, I guess (only seen the older version so far).

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quote:
Originally posted by csk:
quote:
Originally posted by Ivan:
Two words:

Strip Chess

How does that work? If it requires playing an entire chess game per article of clothing, that could take a while...
For every piece you lose, you also lose a piece of clothing [Wink]

The key is to play aggresively, and attack, attack, attack!

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quote:
Originally posted by Ivan:
Two words:

Strip Chess

Yeah, but that could lead to mating. (Oh, dear - I should really know better than to pun so late at knight.) [Frown]

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And the way I see it,he'll be seeing her Chess with only 3 captures! But she'll be checking out his with only one capture.


I wish I was good at chess, but unfortunately, I get board with such square games.

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quote:
Originally posted by Ivan:
I wish I was good at chess, but unfortunately, I get board with such square games.

Yeah, but there's something to be said for bashing the bishop.

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heheh can't resist

Sorry spungo, but the sheep is in another castle

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Your puns are getting very stale, mate. [Wink]

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Can you guys stop making these pawnographic puns.

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Ok, ok - I was only commenting en passant. No biggie.

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*sigh* I'm just a rookie at this stuff. I do wonder what Freud would have to say about a pawn becoming a Queen, though?

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quote:
Originally posted by Ivan:
For every piece you lose, you also lose a piece of clothing [Wink]

The key is to play aggresively, and attack, attack, attack!

Damn - there goes my favourite Queens's Gambit opening (seriously)
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So what happens when a pawn makes it to the other end of the board? Do you get your clothes back too?
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quote:
Originally posted by drunkennewfiemidget:
So what happens when a pawn makes it to the other end of the board? Do you get your clothes back too?

hmm, with the whole male --> female thing, I'd say you have to put some of the opposite player's clothes on instead [Wink]
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You all are great. Strip chess and beanies....with stickers that ask if everything's gonna be ok. Boy, that would lead to one heck of a night----I could just imagine the look on his face when she gets down to her cat-5 bra with matching whip. I have a feeling he won't know whether to laugh or drool.

Any more ideas would be great too. I have a feeling that I'm going to be the only one at the party who has a sense of humor.


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I have an idea for a nice game.
I see it at virtually every party: it's called "Drink Chess"- the rules? Very easy, the classical chess-rules BUT before every move you have to drink an alcoholic drink. Whiskey, Vodka, baileys qualifies, even though you can play it with every drink that has enough booze in it, so you dont end up having a full stomach, and so you cant play on.
It's a very childish game, and maybe not really suited for honeymooners, but hey, fantasies are very different.
The funny thing about it is: the good chess-players are usually not very used to alcohol, and can't drink a lot before they go ga-ga.

give it a try, but I feel it is more of a party game.

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How about this?

It's expensive, but rather cool.

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WOW!
I didn't know that they produce a chessboard just for that kind of game!
Thanks for the link, I might buy that one!
Anybody want a round of chess? [crazy]

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