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SpikeSpiegel
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posted March 01, 2004 16:22
since my english class is reading Romeo and Juliet our teacher has been making us write poems about love all week. ive written a few semi perverted ones that she found amusing but now that the final one is due my creative juices stopped flowing. oh spungo please help me ![[Razz]](tongue.gif)
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Cap'n Vic
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posted March 01, 2004 16:27
Love is.....wool burn on your thighs.
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dragonman97
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posted March 01, 2004 16:31
When unzipping your trousers doesn't send her jumping over a fence - thereby alleviating the need to wear those kilts ![[evil]](graemlins/evil.gif) .
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Xanthine
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posted March 01, 2004 16:40
Good God dman, what got into you today?????
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ZorroTheFox
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posted March 01, 2004 16:48
I have a few love poems in My files at allpoetry.com . I'm not sure how explicit you can get but I have several pg-13 rated ones.I also have a nice X-rated one called O' Horny Night that is a take off of a christmas song.
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GMx
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posted March 01, 2004 16:50
...always having to say you're sorry.
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dragonman97
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posted March 01, 2004 17:26
...later on, getting some haggis prepared by these fine folks...
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Dr Cyclops
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posted March 01, 2004 17:37
I once had to do that in high school. I wrote about genocide in Rwanda, and how she was a bitchlord of mindless trite. I used allegory, and she was too stupid to know the difference and i got an A.
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snupy
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posted March 01, 2004 18:06
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Originally posted by dragonman97:
When unzipping your trousers doesn't send her jumping over a fence - thereby alleviating the need to wear those kilts .
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snupy
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posted March 01, 2004 18:08
.....everything.
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Cap'n Vic
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posted March 01, 2004 18:10
Like = Spit
Love = Swallow
Lust = Gargle
/me raises flame sheilds
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dragonman97
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posted March 01, 2004 18:12
The only thing I'll say for that post is the cool binary-like nature of it's URI:
ubb=get_topic;f=10;t=000101;p=1#000010
Look at all the pretty 1s and 0s ![[Smile]](smile.gif) .
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Xanthine
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posted March 01, 2004 18:45
love is truth
love is fear
love is beauty
love is pain
love is warm
love is cruel
love is brutal
love is kind
love is lies
love is death
love is life
love is the beginning
and love is the end
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Jace Raven
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posted March 01, 2004 19:17
Love is when two beautiful minds come together
over a network, weather it be local or wide,
they seem to share thoughts, cares, and problems
seamleslly, as if they were in the same room.
Though problems may sometimes occur,
there is always something that you can do
to get the network back up
But it does usually take a lot of work and time.
Love is work, It doesn't just happen and you can't force it to do so. Finding your love is work as well. You cant just expect the love of you life to fall into your lap (which is why walking untill you see a girl and saying "nice boots, wanna fuck" is better than just staying at home). Love is not blatant, it is suttle. It lurks in the crowds and waits for you to find it. Love is like poetry. If you dont think about it, but you try at the same time, good stuff will happen.
Hope some of these helped. Just something to get your mind moving or your preverbial juices flowing.
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GameMaster
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posted March 01, 2004 21:53
Ode to a Green Lump I Found Under My Armpit One Midsummer's Morning.... Oh, wait, that titles been used, and I assume that it would be fairly hard to convice your teacher that it's about love.
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posted March 01, 2004 23:00
It could be about waking up next to an alien after a bit too much to drink?
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posted March 01, 2004 23:17
Love means growing up
Growing up means getting old
Getting old means dying
Love is sacrifice ![[hearts]](graemlins/hearts.gif)
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Orpheus
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posted March 01, 2004 23:35
Love is...
The incinerator
the burning thighs of jade
The endless trial
the spent, broken jade
The ultimate prize
the deepest green jade
But I'm not jaded
No fire
No fatigue
No fortune
No
I'm not jaded
Not yet
Ooh that's a good one. I'm gonna put that one on my website.
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spungo
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posted March 02, 2004 03:14
Love is...
... not letting her defensive wounds turn you off.
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posted March 02, 2004 05:03
quote:
Originally posted by spungo:
Love is...
... not letting her defensive wounds turn you off.
... or her restraining order turn you away (surprised you didn't post this yourself, spungo )
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spungo
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posted March 02, 2004 05:06
quote:
Originally posted by csk:
quote:
Originally posted by spungo:
Love is...
... not letting her defensive wounds turn you off.
... or her restraining order turn you away (surprised you didn't post this yourself, spungo )
I assumed it was de rigueur (at least until de rigueurmortis sets in).
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littlefish
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posted March 02, 2004 05:16
According to the big book of words (OED):
1. That disposition or state of feeling with regard to a person which (arising from recognition of attractive qualities, from instincts of natural relationship, or from sympathy) manifests itself in solicitude for the welfare of the object, and usually also in delight in his or her presence and desire for his or her approval; warm affection, attachment.
2. One of a set of transverse beams supporting the spits in a smoke-house for the curing of herring.
Now lets stop with the fsckin' love is posts, huh?
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spungo
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posted March 02, 2004 05:25
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Originally posted by hey-U:
hey-U shudders...
You know - I first read that as "Hey-U's udders..." ![[Wink]](wink.gif)
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