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The Jaguar Genius Pizza!

It started last year, with our OS X Anniversary pizza. Now it's a tradition! We wanted to celebrate the release of Mac OS X 10.2 Jaguar in geeky style, with a specially designed ultimate Jaguar Genius pizza! Here's what we did, and how you can make one too...

We started out with a few choice ingredients... pizza crust, sauce, mushrooms, an orange pepper, black olives, and cheddar cheese! You see, we are attempting to re-create the Jaguar theme, using yummy oranges and blacks.

Cut the mushrooms! These will form the basis of the jaguar spots.
Slice the pepper too!

Open the can of sliced black olives, drain, and set aside. You can also use olives from a jar, just cut them into round shapes if they are whole.
Grate the cheese! Try not to eat it all! Oh my, that aged Canadian cheddar cheese is incredible!

Now spread some sauce on the pizza crust. It's up to you to decide how much to put on. A small can should suffice, you don't want to drown the jaguar toppings!

Sprinkle the cheddar cheese on, covering up the sauce. This is your Jaguar orange base!

Arrange the mushrooms! Carefully now, but don't take too long... real artists ship!

Now arrange the olives and the peppers. Don't just randomly toss them on, place them in subtle relation to the mushrooms and olives. These are the spots of the Jaguar! Show your Jaguar Pride!

If you need a refresh, check your Jaguar box packaging for actual jaguar spot detail, or look down at your Jaguar Genius shirt.

Finally, sprinkle a bit more cheddar on for good luck!

There you go! Ready for the oven!

Bake at 375 degrees F. for 10 or 15 minutes, or until the crust browns. Longer if you like your crust crunchy. :)

Voilà! It's ready!

Wow, dig that Jaguar style! YUM!

Serve with Root Beer and Orange Crush, the perfect compliment of color and refreshment.

The perfect pizza for your Jaguar release party!

Or for a romantic dinner with your special Mac geek. :)

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