Current JoyPoll results for 1474 entries:
What would you do if Macintosh Witnesses came to your door?
Just hide and hope they go away, ... they never go away, they just go to Macworld.
88
5%
Welcome them with open arms and an open node, ... amen brother!
191
12%
Get down on my knees and praise Jobs, ... don't forget to make an offering at your Woz shrine.
119
8%
Join them in their crusade against those Redmond devils, ... couldn't you just get the BSD devils to fight the Redmond devils?
235
15%
Try to convert them to Linux, ... send in the Linux Gurus!
275
18%
Nitpick about Macs being more expensive and how you think there's no software for them, ... so you're a Devil's advocate!
136
9%
Put them in the Trash, ... would you empty it right away or let them suffer in it for a while?
199
13%
I'm at your door right now.
231
15%
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and Perl witnessing.
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