Current JoyPoll results for 1140 entries:
What do you need to lose weight for?
Meeting people in real life, ... huh? People still do that?
78
6%
So I can fit into my shorts, ... or are you hoping to get into somebody else's?
131
11%
My health, ... health is like backups, you don't miss it until it's gone.
317
27%
So I can get to the fridge faster, ... talk about needing a carrot!
93
8%
Actually, I could use to gain a little weight, ... your cat needs some extra padding while sleeping on your lap?
166
14%
I'm perfect, ... congratulations, we all hate you.
230
20%
I'm heading to the fridge!
125
10%
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and calorie counting.
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