Current JoyPoll results for 1225 entries:
What's a little strange here?
That after so much advance warning and press, that guy still didn't spring forward, ... he never has time to watch the news.
44
3%
That the clock's numbers are red, ... it's a special timepiece... Worker's Blood Edition.
54
4%
That the water level in that water cooler never goes down, ... that bottle is just for show. The cooler is hooked directly to the taps.
78
6%
That their job seems to be just standing in front of the water cooler all day, ... it's a better job than the urinal guys have.
295
24%
Actually, the guy who sprang forward should be tired, not the guy who didn't, ... actually, he mistakenly sprang back, came to the water cooler an hour early, then after 45 minutes, decided to head back to his desk to sleep for an hour.
577
47%
Nothing is strange, move along please.
177
14%
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and Sir Sandford Fleming.
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